[Closed] Mild rule breakers - Get bragging

I park in the first space I see in the car park then walk to where I'm going, rather than the legally mandated circling of the car park for 20 minutes to find a space 50m closer to the front......

…thought of another one…

When shopping in my local tesco's or co-op….

[i]Please use the baskets provided[/i]

No thanks, i'm on my bike so i'll use my messenger bag, once it's comfortably full that's quite enough shopping for me to carry rather than inadvertently fill a basket and have to squash everything in.

This is me, in the Ducati Museum in Bologna. That's Loris Capirossi's Desmosedici. Read the sign.

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No helmet. Naughty

somafunk - Member

No thanks, i'm on my bike so i'll use my messenger bag, once it's comfortably full that's quite enough shopping for me to carry rather than inadvertently fill a basket and have to squash everything in.

There's a certain sort of rarified pleasure in this- going around a shop putting everything in your non-approved bag and generally looking a bit shoplifty, then just as the security guards are about to sweep, going and paying for it.

I let Li'l J watch three episodes of Paw Patrol this morning.
His Mammy only wants him to watch a maximum of two. She was in Bed.

lookmanohands » I sometimes leave the toilet seat down to have a pee while standing up....

Best user name to fit the crime - get risky...!

I take chocolates from the bottom tray, regardless of whether there are any left of the top.

Edit:

I often use blue instead of black ink on forms...

I frequently ride down the wrong side of the road, around the barrier on the Clifton Suspension Bridge. (Not that I am alone)

I ignore signs all the time, they are for other people. (I am Sign-maker)

mcmoonter - Member
My clotted cream always goes on top of the jam on top of the scone.

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Please go back and read the thread title - "[b][i][u]Mild rule breakers[/u][/i][/b]"

Then, please start another thread for those, such as yourself, who have committed crimes, which as well as being far from mild, are heinous to the point of being against the very fabric of all humanity.

You sicken me.

My local loop has a golf course section.

I like pot noodles

McMoonter is adopted Cornish. Well I never.

I'm smiling on my passport photo.

I think McMoonter needs to clarify:

cream on jam - all right-thinking folk would do that

... on the top of the scone - If you mean that literally then I'm with the cap'n. An outrage.

cream on jam - all right-thinking folk would do that

It would appear that I have to kill again.

pfft - sometimes I have scones with fruit in as well 😀

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Who in their right mind would ever put jam on top of the clotted cream?
Nutters.
Off to Devon tomorrow so will be eating plenty of scones.
Cream on top of course.

Why ruin it with jam in the first place??

Tuesday pants on a Thursday.

Imperial spanner on metric nut.

Cream/Jam/More Cream

Baddest of the bad me.

I'm banned from Slovenia and Monaco. Not saying why.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Ooh, I've got a good one. I never paid my doctor's bill in Switzerland (for treatment I didn't ask for, and nobody told me I'd be charged for). I've been back a few times since so don't appear to be banned.

You know how some bottled water says "do not re-use bottle" on the bottle?

Yup, I went there.

Occasionally I don't brush my teeth twice in a day. Not because I forget. Oh no. Because I can't be bothered.

PeterPoddy - Member
This is me, in the Ducati Museum in Bologna. That's Loris Capirossi's Desmosedici. Read the sign.

10 years ago PP! You wild man 🙂

I bought something off the classifieds today. Yep: Paypal gift.

I picked up a baby turtle once. It flapped its little fins about a lot. Felt guilty.

Off to Devon tomorrow so will be eating plenty of scones.
Cream on top of course.

that is [i]not[/i] going to end well.... 😕

hatter - Member
I use a non regulation mug at my desk.

Well I did until this morning until someone [s]nicked[/s] confiscated it.

someone earlier lied.

Days of Thunder was a PG not a 12.

pretty sure anyway...

although maybe i just made that up... who knows?

I put out both my green bins on Thursday even though I only paid for one this year

I received my water bill statement this morning, I don't pay by DD but prefer the once a year bill, I'm in credit by £312

Yay!

Who in their right mind would ever put jam on top of the clotted cream?
Nutters.
Off to Devon tomorrow so will be eating plenty of scones.
Cream on top of course.

I'm neither from Devon nor Cornwall (Nottinghamshire to be truthful) and have no axe to grind.
So to me this is the sense:
If I was making a jam sandwich, the jam would go on top of the butter.
Butter is dairy.
Cream is dairy
Therefore cream is close to butter
So it follows the cream goes on first, then jam on top.

The cream is also more solid, so spreads better, and would slide around and push the jam out of the way if done the other way round.

I blatantly disregarded the "keep left" sign when walking up the stairs at a tube station yesterday when nobody was walking down.

It's how I roll, I just don't care.

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Mrs Wally is still asleep, I might just get away with it. Smells like Naphalm this morning.

PeterPoddy - Member
Who in their right mind would ever put jam on top of the clotted cream?
Nutters.
Off to Devon tomorrow so will be eating plenty of scones.
Cream on top of course.
I'm neither from Devon nor Cornwall (Nottinghamshire to be truthful) and have no axe to grind.
So to me this is the sense:
If I was making a jam sandwich, the jam would go on top of the butter.
Butter is dairy.
Cream is dairy
Therefore cream is close to butter
So it follows the cream goes on first, then jam on top.
The cream is also more solid, so spreads better, and would slide around and push the jam out of the way if done the other way round.

Where do you put the butter then? Weirdo.

I bought a 26" wheel bike. I don't care if it gives me bad cat aids.

Scone, butter, jam, then a dollop of cream. Obvs.

I'm currently running Windows on this MacBook.

(yeah, okay, it's a Windows Server vm with SQL Server but still...)

Rachel

I skipped breakfast this morning.

I don't hold on to the hand rail when walking up the stairs at work, despite the sign telling me I MUST.

I also don't always put a lid on my coffee, despite the fact that the sign says the coffee is hot and I need to put a lid on to avoid a serious accident.

Once I carried my coffee upstairs with no lid and I didn't hold on to the handrail!

Frankly I am surprised I manage to sleep at night 😉

Black belt....brown shoes.....I'm not proud of that one.