[Closed] Microphone/headset for calls on the go

Because I am a super important executive I need to poor and little people to pay attention to all the super important stuff I say. I am too busy having expensive lunches and huffing cocaine during the day to make these calls in an office, natch, so prefer to do it on the way home on my bike.
Ahem.
But when I'm riding about, the wind noise on iphone earphones and similar means people complain they can't hear me very well (content may be too boring and that might be an excuse!)

So question: best phone call headset for making calls whilst riding? Motorcyclists use them so some solution must exist.

Suggestions I make time to talk to my family and friends during office hours or at home will be dismissed as leftist liberal nonsense

(Please turn on your sarcasm monitors 🙂