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[Closed] MI5 are trying to recruit me

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 emsz
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I was just a bit shocked really to find out that they put adverts in place like Indeed or Reed. Just seems a bit weird yknow?

I still don't get the holdall thing? What are you all going on about?


 
Posted : 02/10/2014 11:50 am
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I still don't get the holdall thing? What are you all going on about?

I think you've failed in the "research" bit of the job description too Emsz! 😉

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams


 
Posted : 02/10/2014 11:53 am
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Mildly tasteless joke about some bloke that actually worked for a different agency.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams
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EDIT: Too slow, again!


 
Posted : 02/10/2014 11:54 am
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Gareth Williams was an Mi6 operative who was found dead in a locked sports holdall in the bath in his flat.

Edit: Bugger 3rd must type faster.


 
Posted : 02/10/2014 11:54 am
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accountants?

license to bill

window fitters?

license to sill

The first test to see if you are eligible is the "did he blab to ter internetz?" test.

done already, 2nd post in thread, keep up.


 
Posted : 02/10/2014 12:16 pm
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When working at a military establishment I once went to a talk by somebody from MI5 who evidently thought himself a bit of a Bond. Afterwards we took him to the Officers Mess for a drink, and at the bar somebody seeing him in civvies and being polite introduced himself and asked him where he was from. He replied "I'm with the spooks", yes, he really said that, as if we were all going to cream ourselves with excitement. What a c0ck womble......... :mrgreen:

I've never been able to take MI5 seriously ever since


 
Posted : 02/10/2014 1:20 pm
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