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A very I'll looking rat has been in the yard for a couple of days at work. Others have let it be, I thought they wimped out so decided on a mercy killing. Rubber glove on the end of a pedal spanner then WHACK...... I saluted it and hummed the "last post" then put it in the bin......
Will karma give me a lottery win or an ironic death involving a the collapse of giant pedal spanner outside of a pedal spanner factory?
I had to do the same with a pigeon the other night. Our cat got it and it's neck looked broken but it was still flapping about. Had to be done.
I then won £29.90 on the euro millions but I'm not 100% certain that the two were connected because the next day my bottom bracket needed replacing.
Just to clarify I didn't kill a rat by hitting it with a pigeon.
I killed a pigeon by hitting it with a spade.
the next day my bottom needed replacing.
Did you bbq the pigeon or something?
Bracket.... Bottom bracket
Should of hoofed it in the slats with some bombers obvs.
I stamped on a mouse once.
I stamped on a mouse once.
In mercy, or just for fun?
Just to clarify I didn’t kill a rat by hitting it with a pigeon.
I killed a pigeon by hitting it with a spade.
I once witnessed a pigeon killed with a pigeon. I gone with my dad clay pigeon shooting and some one hit a clay a lump of which then brought down a pigeon of the feathered variety.
I ran over a duckling with my front wheel on Friday, it burst and it's guts sprayed all over my left shoe. Couldn't avoid it as a gaggle of them & parents crossed over the towpath. I still feel bad about it
Don't think about it too much, or you'll go quackers.
