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Bugger. Feel like cr## full of manflu. And the sun is shining. And I am off. Don't know if it's my hayfever or cold making me sneeze....
Bugger again...
Yes I am a wuss, but run out of mtfu pills...


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:09 am
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Posted : 18/07/2017 11:10 am
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Ask your pharmacist for some Growacet.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:18 am
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Be strong brother.
#manflusolidarity


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:20 am
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Male humans lack any slats, making colds far more serious than for the female of the species. Fact. Anyone suggesting otherwise are either sexist, deluded or both.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:00 pm
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I came down with the lurgy... three weeks ago today in fact. It's just about cleared up now.

Started out as a head cold, by the end of the week it quite literally put me on my back - from Thursday night to Sunday night I was sleeping like 12-14 hours a night.

But the defining feature of this one was - I'm sorry if anyone's eating at the moment - the snot. I've never known a cold like it. Not the usual drippy runny nose but really thick stuff the colour of an 80s hatchback, and gallons of it. I was waking up in the morning and my throat was so clogged it was triggering my gag reflex and making me throw up (lots of mucus, mostly). At one point I went deaf in one ear. I lost count exactly but I think I went through ten boxes of tissues, I had a bin like a teenage boy's bedroom. If it hadn't started easing off when it did I was going to ask on here whether it sounded like a cold or a sinus infection.

Get well soon.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:00 pm
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Bloody nora Cougar!! Not got that bad yet, although coughing up a strange brown mixture.
Slept about 4 hours in total over last 3 nights, been through loads of Kleenex too...


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:16 pm
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I'm just about cured of a bout of bronchitis. Usually I get this in February and a bit of rest cures it. This time 2 weeks taking it easy, a week on 500mg antibiotics and finally 10 days to get here. Not fab at all and another month off the bike.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 6:50 pm
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I had Yorkshire Flu for 4 weeks, then it came back to visit for a week last week.

Bloody Yorkshire.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 7:00 pm
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Lurgy here too.

Caught it after a particularity wet FTP back in May.

Just about over it now..


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 7:05 pm