MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
yes love
yes dear
Wayne-Kerr Adiabatic Bomb Calorimeter
axial
radial
run-out
on that theme 😈
"yes of course i love you"
"no I won't c.. in your mouth"
Knurled.
She has a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a mans tonsils.
Smidge.
Gnats.
Strumpet.
Tw4t it.
Grundies.
Follow through.
Shart.
All man words.
Skew whiff
Lobcodded (only a bit skew whiff)
A Badgers nadge
Sorry...
Sack truck
Vulcan
Car shampoo
Three pages without:
OFFSIDE
Plus an adage rather than a word: SMILE, AGREE, IGNORE
Matt "Fordson" 😉
Jock! "Woodruff Key" that's a bit limp wristed :p
Gib Head key is where its at for manly stuff, hammer to fit 😀
"Just one pint then"
Sah!
I'll see that limpwristed slur and come back at you with
"interference fit"
also
Gas Axe
Hot Spanner
Solihull Precision Adjustment tool (aka hammer for those who don't have landrovers)
Three Point Hitch
PTO (Power Take Off)
"letting the smoke escape" - electrical / electronic engineering term for turning a quantity of expensive components in to a rapidly cooling collection of BCBs*
*BCBs = Burnt Crispy Bits
"Just one pint then"
+1
Framing square
cross-member
Hammer-drill
Rottweiler
Mortice-chisel
Bollox
scrunt -
Woss-name
Gurt
Smeg
Baconroll
A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Hardware Shop
Can't seem to embed video any more...worth a watch though.
Scrote.
Nads
Kebab.
🙂
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Can't seem to embed video any more...worth a watch though.
Ditch the "s" in https
Ahhhh! Thanks for the tip.
Barrel nipple
Grease nipple
40 grit
Linear thrust bearing
King ping
Ring splitter
You could buy a car for that...
Bogalata (a word made up by my father on a Greek holiday referring to the location of the toilets)
Dish washer.....
....cause i'm currently cleaning my cylinder head in my week old dish washer .
Have we had burr?
deburr
burnish
Binford 8600 (amongst many)
swage
vernier
Declivity stick ('s all about the angle of dangle after all)
Horning in (off)
Rebate (as in a 90 deg relief in a piece of wood, rather than something you're never likely to see from the tax man)
Bosted so it woe goo. (I grew up in the Black Country)
'Ommer (see above)
Coefficient of drag
Hydrodynamics
Rigging
Bottle jack
and in our house, anything involving DIY/Gardening
...wont be long...
I'll sort it later
it'll buff out
Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
SHED ! (do I win a prize?)
RSJ
Gnat's cock (unit of measurement)
A groundworks foreman I used to work with only ever used two (suitably-manly) units of measurement: a rake or a c*ntful.
TuckerUK - MemberRSJ
Rather Strong Joint? 😆
Watch this
Watch this
Shame on you Sir!... thats not Manly at all
Hold my pint & watch this!
there its "manned up"
Prepuce
uncertainty
stuff
Fishplate,
Penetration
Gusset
'Bottoming tap' (also known as a No3)
Thou, as in 3 thou for grinding.
Fokker (German air planes)
unnecessary explanation of man word - man fail 😀
"How hard can it be?"
Yes Dear.
"I promise I won't come in your mouth"
"How hard can it be?"
Funny, I've only ever heard that from women. Usual reply is "I'm afraid that's it, but it is -5C/I have had a few/well that's never happened before!"
I skipped all the rest - this was genius !emsz - Member
round here
moisturiser, calories
mods should've closed this shit down right there 👿
fubar - fu**ed up beyound all reconition
releasing the magical blue smoke - forklift engineer term for main ECU going up in flames
i'll do it in a minute
'A quick beer'
I'll be half an hour tops !
(Spotted the theme anyone?).
Pingf*ckit. Rapidfire shifters are pingf*ckits.
Beer scooter
Kebab
Habanero sauce
For the oldtimers amongst us "Gudgeon Pin"
Big end
Small end
Surface plate
DTI
'eck
Goodun
Badger
Rohypnol
Bell housing
Drive shaft
Thrust bearing
Bushing
Transfer box
Sump
If this works, we're done.
Precipice ...... geological term ......
five mil
just a touch
One thou
Bang on!
Beer goggles...
dismember
gasket
thermostat (female version - central heating) example:
man - I've put the thermostat on 18C
woman - I've put the central heating on 30C
Not read the whole thread
Coilbound
Catty Wumpus
Modified
foo foo valve
fannybaws, maybe just a west of scotland one.
Nocking stick (also hammer)
Big unit (A large bloke)
Trunnion,
And I can't believe a Mattock hasn't been mentioned
I ain't checkin, but.
Flange !.
Miter
Paisley Screwdriver (hammer)
Shifter (adjustable spanner)
Logic
5 pages and no mention of: Shim.
Typical crap heard in the vicinty of SBH:
"See you in a minute"
"Darling, how do I do this"?
OH is far superior at DIY/Mechanics/General Brainpower than I!
Bevel
Radius
Rad' (For Radiator)
Split pin
'job done'
'wight'
And in the Caff:
'bubble'
"whimper" - on witnessing any TV show involving injuries/surgery to gentlemans vegetables
"Cheeky" as in just a cheeky pint or a cheeky ride...
"Smidge" as a unit of measurement.
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..............is a man word 😉
Not checking all the above, but
Cock (valve)
Manifold
Nipple (greasing)
edit - vernier.
Tongue and Groove
Kecker
Grit box
Full penetration butt weld
Still makes me smirk some 19years since my first year at uni...
Thrust bearing
Instant gasket
Girt bar
Cowl gills
Sonic screwdriver
Gunk
Whacker plate
Birmingham screwdriver