Man dies on the job
 

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49662134


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 6:51 pm
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Posted : 11/09/2019 6:56 pm
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How very French.....


 
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*lights up a Gauloises

*shrugs


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 7:02 pm
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An Industrial accident?! Christ, what were they up to? 😁


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 7:10 pm
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Easy come, easy go.


 
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Fairly unsurprising decision for France. It's also an "accident du travail" if you are injured on your way to/from work, so surprising that they'd even attempt to dispute a business trip. Basically the only defense an employer would have is if there was negligence e.g. injured in a car accident on the way to work because you're drunk or way over the speed limit.

Basically anything you wouldn't be doing if you didn't have to do it for work would be covered. Includes evening drinks if organised by the firm, so hardly surprising it extends to a business trip.


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 7:31 pm
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Christ,

I think you mean 'Le petit Jésus'


 
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Xavier X,

Sexiest Plaintiff Name Ever.


 
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Sex with the X


 
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*lights up a Gauloises

*shrugs

Best gag I've read in ages 🙂


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 7:43 pm
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"an extramarital relationship with a perfect stranger"

Well, if she was perfect then no wonder he had a heart attack ..... what a way to go!


 
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*lights up a Gauloises
*shrugs

This story? I think the exact opposite Kerley


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 8:06 pm
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Clearly it stood up in a court of law...


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 8:17 pm
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Clearly it stood up in a court of law…

Rigamortis must have set in...


 
Posted : 11/09/2019 9:33 pm
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I work for a French company, I’m away on business...I don’t use tinder.

Ah well, 2 outa 3...though it’s nice to know that if I had a heart attack whilst out running in the morning, my family should be taken care of.


 
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Easy come, easy go.

🙂


 
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That's a relief. I was expecting a thread on the woodchipper accident, or the genitals caught in the belt-sander story


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 1:34 am
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Man dies. It's not really funny is it?


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 9:28 am
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boblo - Gallows humour innit :o)


 
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Man dies. It’s not really funny is it?

Well, the Crocodile Hunter getting killed by a stingray was ironic. Randy Rhoads plane crashing into Ozzy Osbourne's tourbus was pretty classy.


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 9:46 am
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Man dies. It’s not really funny is it?

He died doing something he loved.

Gallows humour innit :o)

* hangs from gallows

*shrugs


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 11:47 am
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He died doing something he loved.

....and died doing someone he didn't

Its spelt ‘Gauloises’

Why yes, yes it is.. 🙂


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 11:51 am
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ha!. I done an edit


 
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*resists urge to edit to counter-edit your edit.

No one wants to get into a ninja-edit war here.


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 11:53 am