[Closed] "Madame, that towel does not cover your modesty"

Depends on;

A) Size of the towel
B) What you are shaving

More than adequate to reach below my knees, unlike the hand towel the lady used to cover herself this morning... why she used it to cover her back is beyond me.

Either she is European or she was giving you the come on 😆

Shaving at the swimming pool ?

I've always considered shaving to be something to be done at home, rather than in public...

POIDH

Personally I don't shave... other guys do though. I just hang out in my towel waiting to cool down, doing my hair, put on deoderant, before putting my shirt on.

I'll chat with the lady tomorrow and see if she has an accent...

Flashy... you want me to try and photograph a middle aged lady as she comes out of a shower cubicle flashing?

ask her if she'd like a portion in the cubical.

😆

My wife came home rather angry from her first visit to the local gym.
No-one told her it was mixed changing and some perve walked into the SHOWER when she was in there!
I'm sure that's not correct etiquette, but she never went back.

I'd love to hang about (with my eyes carefully covered) in that locker room when you do try to get the pic TSY

with my eyes carefully covered

What about the rest of you?

I just hang out in my towel waiting to cool down, doing my hair, put on deoderant, before putting my shirt on

Oh my I think I need a lie down...

piedi di formaggio - Member

with my eyes carefully covered

What about the rest of you?

Suede jacket, natch.

well it's hard to cover all myself currently with this big baby belly...I'm sure even if I wasn't covered everyone ELSE would be avoiding looking it's not a pretty sight

You've just sat perving at the ladies in the pool [b]in your trunks[/b]

My guess is it's OK as long as yo cover up at least as much as you did in the pool.

This sound like my sort of place, I think I'll dig my speedos out.

I'm sure even if I wasn't covered everyone ELSE would be avoiding looking it's not a pretty sight

Well at 37 weeks you look preggy...at 20 weeks people still look at you wondering [wink]
To be honest I don't mind much; my body is suited to being preggy and I get all pagan earth mother goddess looking... There's nothing like a good waddle to attract the eyes 😉 And when the milk really starts coming in the breasts all perk up 😀
I'm sure then to walk around the pool lockers naked to show off the lovely female form (and give teenage girls some second thoughts about unprotected sex)

I've always considered shaving to be something to be done at home, rather than in public..

I misread that last word and was about to disagree with you....

and the hairdryers are there for use on the head,

some of the things i've seen women do in the (female only) changing room at my gym should def be only done at home, eurgh!

Where is this gym and can I where a helmet cam?

I don't envy the rash you'll get when you take the adhesive off again.

swiss01... either you're quite excitable and into top gun... or that was a very clever way of sneaking in the word yeti got banned for!

modesty ?!

what happened to your gun, t'yeti ? 😆

Edit: ooh, seeing phil's post, should I pack my bags ?
(is yeti banned then?)

he got banned for it 😐

Am I being slow, dense and generally stupid?

I can't see how the words TOPGUN repeated would give you a word that you could be banned for.
Only thing I can find is GUNT and thats not a word.

He said Jehovah!

they're a little touchy round these parts admirable.

All I said was that was a lovely bit of halibut.....