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Got some relatives staying in the spare room and theyve pointed out theres a piece of wallpaper lifted on the chimney breast and sure enough in the dark theres a green glow emitting from it.... Before I call Scully, any ideas?
Our walls had a polystyrene and foil lining paper on them over the fire place when we moved in.
Maybe yours does and the foil is reflecting the light in the room?
I think Dr Who got a few series out of this
Prisoner Zero has escaped
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What sort of weirdo puts them behind their wallpaper?
Nope nothing lining the paper and it glows in the dark with all lights off.
Ive not been up the ladder to poke it yet..
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ArsebiscuitsWhat sort of weirdo puts them behind their wallpaper?
A wierdo two seconds too late with his post.
Torbernite crystals....
(Nah. Not really)
Another dimension in there....
Glue in the wallpaper is probably phosphorescent. Sellotape is too, and can be made to glow by the processes of peeling it off the roll: The peeling transfers some energy into the glue causing it to emit a little light.
smouldering chimney fire?
Narnia?
Lots of fungi are luminescent. Nothing to worry about, just a small bit of mould.
I couldn't find any in the UK that were.
In the dark, crush a sugar cube in a pair of pliers. This may distract you from the alien monster in your chimney.
It's most likely a time field. Only way to be sure is to knock the wall down, and if the crack is still there you have your answer.
If its not, then I suggest your best apologetic face when you tell the Mrs the back end of the house is missing because of Doctor who. On the plus side, there is a small chance Amy Pond's bedroom could be on the other side of that crack..
Kryptonite
glow in the dark stickers.... My boys chimney breast in his bedroom is covered with then... Dinosaurs mainly.
It's a portal to a demon dimension full of succubus,try sticking your wanger in and see what happens.
*follows thread*
It's an interdimensional opening to Springfield power plant. If you press your eye right up to the crack you might see homer
Sooo... What was it?
Dunno yet. I'll investigate tonight
Did he died?
Temple of Zuul?
I shall attempt to photograph the phenomenon in a mo
Parents trying to communicate across space-time through the power of love?
Clearly What you see is not what we get...
I shall attempt to photograph the phenomenon in a mo
That was 2 hours ago. I'm saying he's slipped through a portal to a parallel universe.
Mods, should there be some kind of sticky about the dangers of messing with interdimensional phenomena?
The O.P. is probably battling Giant millipedes right now and is too busy to respond.
He'll probably be saved by a buxom lady wearing a hairy bikini or something......
Have you seen Interstellar?
yeah, a bit, well, crap, wasn't it?
Shit just got real...
Dude?
They said I was crazy - but I showed um!
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Tritium?
No idea what it is but it's cool!!
GTF out!! Aliens!
Would defo be moving out
Blimey, if that's what I think it is...
To my knowledge, there has only ever been one confirmed case, and that was in Scotland
Im in the man cave (cellar) most nights and have half the family here. Last night I could hear someone whistling underneath said bedroom which I thought was odd, so when I saw my mother I asked if she was trying to wake the whole house up whistling? Wasnt her.. Everyone else in bed asleep and this deffo came from the kitchen where she was. But she never whistles..
Blimey, if that's what I think it is...
go on I'm all ears
wysiwyg - you should play name that tune with your whistler to pass away your clearly boring & uneventful life
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Wait, you've got Scully's number???
Any random white feathers around?
Could be a poltergoose.
simple.
Northern wall lights
Alas westerly wall
If you get a visit from…….
then you are ****ed !
and if she is closely followed by this guy…….
Then you are really ****ed and should call for…..
PS : FWIW I've found luminescent green/yellowish fungi (or rather mycelium growth) spread out over quite an area whilst out on night rides before, this was in one section of the galloway hills known as "the silver flow" which is a rather scary peat bog area in the absolute middle of nowhere - it looked like a humoungus spiders web trailed across the ground which (at the time) scared the shite out of me as i had absolutely no rational explanation as to why/what was happening.
So? What is it?
Blimey, if that's what I think it is...
To my knowledge, there has only ever been one confirmed case, and that was in Scotland
This is going to be GOOD.
Blimey, if that's what I think it is...
To my knowledge, there has only ever been one confirmed case, and that was in ScotlandThis is going to be GOOD.
That's what I thought.
Ok JHJ, we're asking, what is it? 🙂
I showed the Mrs this thread this morning, she's been renovating houses/homes for S****y/Rich for over 20 years now..
She's worried for you 😯
Is Soylent Green luminous?
Can we have a daylight picture too?
Can't believe you've left the relatives in there.. have you checked on them recently?
Ok JHJ, we're asking, what is it?
A chunk of pure radge
The glowing monster/ufo/scary thing is within poking range, and you haven't poked it yet?!
Get on with it.
(have a hammer in your other hand, just in case)
"Purest Green my Lord"
The glowing monster/ufo/scary thing is within poking range, and you haven't poked it yet?!
Read that as porked 😆 ! You can tell it's Friday..
Evening bump.
santa has a grow room in your chimney - 10 weeks it'll be gone
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cheers mikey74 , that explains what i encountered on the peat bog (see above post), phew….i'll feel safe to use that area for night rides once more 😀
I'd be getting a Geiger counter asap..
i still cant believe you haven't tried poking it with a stick... disappointing!!
I'm thinking were being trolled here...
No, I don't think anyone really knows what it is. Try peeling away what's covering it. Unless someone has buried a radiation source in your wall (seems unlikely), its probably harmless. If you can't see it in daylight with a torch and you're really scared then I suggest trying to find an organisation with a radiation detector. Local University?
I'm thinking were being trolled here...
The thought had crossed my mind, but sometimes it's fun to play along 
"Play along"
That music played on 8 floppy drives is really impressive! Surely this would be more apt though:
Well? Was this a massive wind-up, did it turn out to be the doorway to Narnia or a portal to another dimension?
a portal to another dimension?
We'd have to go back to the forum pre-hack to find out how the story ends.











