[Closed] LOSERS!!

Why thank you.

*runs off to cut 'WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?!' in my arm*

I could have been your dad, but the guy in front had the right change.

am I missing the gag are are you just a bit of a prick

Paging threads are against the forum rules.

I think I'm falling in love with you, you funny little man.

if your on about the lottery they didn't get any of my money, 162M thats a lot of pies and iron bru

* Mitch, you said that to me once, so now I don't love you anymore 🙁

Yes but I meant it when I said it to you yeti. And then you stopped leaving biscuits out for me. 😕

I thought you'd run off to Tazmania or something. I'll put some luxury posh southern ones out for you tonight, okay?

Would sir like them soggy this evening?

Not Tasmania yeti, Melbourne, and it's still at the fannying about applying for visas stage. And since your asking, I'd like them moist rather than soggy, with just a hint of your musky man batter about them. 😀

theres a lot of love in barnsley

There'll be a lot of something in Barnsley if I catch him picking the roses in my garden again!

Some moist biscuits coming right up.

(I want to write that with a different spelling and be all funny, like. But last time I did I got edited)

stop it now, i'm getting all erotic and stuff

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I wasnt picking them yeti, I was simply licking the undersides to get at the greenfly. And I only like the thorns. They're punishy!

Right, I'm off to buy some cider. I'll be back and twice as bad. If I make it through the night, then somebody has already killed the mods.

Are you from Lagos?

At least you spelt 'losers' correctly, that'll win you some points on here.

Not heard that in ages.....mint ball !