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A bit of a long shot, but is anyone here a Las Vegas resident? I'm trying to get hold of an update for something that my club ordered several months ago and the place is not answering their phone, so I was hoping to find someone that could check in person.

Drop me a PM if you are near/in the city of broken dreams


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 7:38 pm
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Sorry, no I'm not
Just to state the bleedin' obvious though - you are ringing at approprite times to catch them, right ?


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 8:50 pm
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Oh yes. It's made worse by me being in Sweden, but I have the "What time is it in Las Vegas" website up before I do anything.


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 8:55 pm
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STW is a thing of wonder. A Swedish resident using a UK based site to find a Vegas resident to help with a consumer affairs issue. I really want this to work out!


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 9:13 pm
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STW is a thing of wonder. A Swedish resident using a UK based site to find a Vegas resident to help with a consumer affairs issue. I really want this to work out!

Me too, STW is so good at sorting out the damndest stuff, I’m really keen to see how it pans out!


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 9:40 pm
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Place your bets...


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 10:08 pm
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Come on STW. Do your thing!


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 10:24 pm
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It's gotta be coke & hookers related.


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 11:17 pm
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If everyone chips in for my plane ticket I'll go there and ask them and film the whole thing.


 
Posted : 30/03/2023 11:22 pm
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I’m trying to get hold of an update for something that my club ordered several months ago

... could this whole forum be a cover for spies to leave messages for each other.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 7:41 am
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@qwerty Truth is stranger than fiction…. It’s about a door.

Yes, a door.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 8:37 am
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Could you remote hire a drone to buzz round, knock on the door and you then speak to them via a mic & screen??? 👽


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 8:41 am
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Does this door take you to another dimension? And what sort of club needs a door so specialist that it can only be made on the other side of the world? I am now heavily invested in this story. (Heads off to Google dungeon door makers of Las Vegas).


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:10 am
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And what sort of club needs a door so specialist...

Maybe it's a specialist door from that Nick Cage film?
Louvre-ing Las Vegas *
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*I can only apologise.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:15 am
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Hang your head kayak23, that was bad. And I say that from the standpoint of someone that has Gothenberg as a spiritual home ( https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6teborgshumor)

The door _does_ (or at least _WILL_) transport you to a magical new place, actually at quite high speed.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:22 am
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TBH, relying on hookers to deliver the "door" is your mistake here. There's not always a happy ending


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:39 am
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Get a flight booked. What you need is a little less conversation, a little more action, to be honest.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:46 am
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I am so with Hannah on this and have to spend the next few minutes googling doors so unique they can only come from Las Vegas.
Is your club the Gothenburg Elvis Riders?


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:50 am
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Anyone taking up this challenge should beware as this is all an elaborate double dealing plot……. Willard Whyte was the chief baddie in Diamonds are Forever and his HQ was in Las Vegas.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 9:54 am
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WRONG!

Willard Whyte was the oil billionaire that was imprisoned by Blofelt and had their oil empire taken over by bad stuff.

Apart from the rig in Baja. That was not his.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 10:10 am
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Memory fail on my part. Or careful distraction technique from Willard.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 10:36 am
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Rookie error on your part ordering joinery from that part of the states.

Everyone knows what battens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 10:54 am
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you just need a couple of reliable local delivery guys

franksinatra

I really want this to work out!

well an appropriate moment for another comeback?

relying on hookers to deliver the “door” is your mistake here. There’s not always a happy ending

I hear there usually is.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 11:19 am
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I worked with a bloke who lived in Las Vegas. Still have him on LinkedIn.

However, ass you could imagine, he's an absolute WGBE.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 11:28 am
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ass you could imagine,

Pics needed for clarity pls


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:04 pm
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WGBE

go on…


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:10 pm
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WGBE !!! 🤣🤣


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:24 pm
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I could see wgbe getting into a few documents.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:28 pm
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@joshvegas, all my illusions about you, based on your username, will be shattered if you can’t sort this out asap…


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:38 pm
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Sting is starting a week long residency at the Vegas Colosseum from tomorrow.
You could ask him?
Maybe tweet him or perhaps, a message in a bottle?


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:45 pm
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go on…

Weapons Grade Bell Expert, iirc.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 12:51 pm
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I'm shocked, but not surprised, that the US in general and Vegas in particular has experts in weapons grade bells.

That is by no way a ringing endorsement of the situation though.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 2:19 pm
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The door _does_ (or at least _WILL_) transport you to a magical new place, actually at quite high speed.

That's not a door, it's a portal.

You shouldn't try walking through a door, the only place it will lead is A&E


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 3:08 pm
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Heads off to Google dungeon door makers of Las Vegas

Hannah is now on a watch list and will never be able to travel to the US again


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 7:06 pm
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Don’t say that!

Problem is solved! Finally got to talk to the chap and he explained that the loss of communication was due to IT issues following a move from one hosting provider to another.

Apparently the door and handle should be getting shipped next week, which is nice. Soon our little Cessna 206 will have a shiny new door and us camera fliers will have a handle on the outside to hold on to when we are waiting for the tandems to leave.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 10:03 pm
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Hannah is now on a watch list and will never be able to travel to the US again

Which is kind of unfortunate....


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 10:22 pm
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So, it's a flying dungeon?


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 10:24 pm
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Let me get this straight… you’re entrusting your life and well-being to a handle on the outside of a plane door, that was built in Las Vegas, the place where the rest of the world goes to make terrible choices, lose everything, and get absolutely shit faced? And is also the home of organised crime and broken dreams and generally short termist thinking because it’s about to run out of water and electricity because they didn’t think that far ahead when they built it?

Personally, I think I’d like my life saving doors and door handles built somewhere with more of a reputation for careful thought and planning and caution… probably somewhere like…Sweden?


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 11:10 pm
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Sounds like you've got a but of fear and loathing going on there Hannah.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 11:21 pm
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I have only briefly been to Vegas. The future Mr stwhannah picked me up from the airport there for our first date. We drove down the strip and went to a local Ethiopian restaurant. I spent much of the time there trying not to release all my post-flight farts in his company. But also trying to release them before driving to our accommodation at Boulder City. It was a tricky time.


 
Posted : 31/03/2023 11:29 pm
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Sting is starting a week long residency at the Vegas Colosseum from tomorrow

well he’s really going to feel out of place there isn’t he… like an … erm 🫤

And due to the unfortunate formatting of this site I started to think that Hannah had a Google dungeon!


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 12:43 am
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Boulder City = Bootleg Canyon uplift, Hoover Dam, and a night on the beer down The Strip.

A memorable day 🤪


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 2:06 am
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I spent much of the time there trying not to release all my post-flight farts in his company. But also trying to release them before driving to our accommodation at Boulder City.

You're definitely a keeper....


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:06 am
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Apparently the door and handle should be getting shipped next week, which is nice. Soon our little Cessna 206 will have a shiny new door and us camera fliers will have a handle on the outside to hold on to when we are waiting for the tandems to leave.

so basically dogging. But at an airport rather than a carpark?


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:15 am
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