[Closed] Long shot.. but here goes

I don't want to sound too pessimistic, but I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for the French postal services to deliver a letter - it took them 220 years to deliver a letter from Paris to Toulouse :

[url= http://www.****/news/worldnews/article-1266489/Letter-sent-French-town-1790-finally-arrives-correct-destination-220-years-later.html ]Letter sent to French town in 1790 finally arrives at its correct destination 220 years later[/url]

I blame the revolution. If they still had a portrait of their monarch on their stamps, like we do of
Elizabeth [Gawd Bless'er] they might still have a mail service fit for royals.

Juan will be along shortly to tell you the answer in a wierd mix of English.

About 3 days usually. Sometimes 4 or 5 up here in the mountains.

I've been trying to find a pic of a gallic shrug, but then I lost interest. You'll get eet when you get eet, Engleesh pigdog.

depends where in France too. Some places used to arrive next day and others would take 2 weeks.

hora - Member
Juan will be along shortly to tell you the answer in a wierd mix of English.

That's what I was hoping for.

A French armoiremonger owes me £450 (long long long story) and I was wonderering how long to wait from "ze cheque iz in ze post" until I mount an invasion.

[b]"until I mount an invasion"[/b]

😐 ............he'll wave his private parts at your aunties.

[i]and[/i] fart in your general direction

...and i'll just punch him in the head. A lot.

He'll catapult a cow into your garden and crush your gay shed.

I've been trying to find a pic of a gallic shrug, but then I lost interest.

Closest I could get

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hora - Member

Juan will be along shortly to tell you the answer in a wierd mix of English

Oh, the irony.

terrahawk - Member
He'll catapult a cow into your garden and crush your gay shed.

LOL If you think the shed is gay wait until you see the tool store!

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[Grammar Police to the forum]Oh, the irony.[/Grammar Police to the forum]

Gay shed?!?

mcmoonter - funniest thing I've seen on here for ages 😀 😀