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Maybe the reason nobody ever discusses this accumulation is that there is no word for it!
So I'm going to suggest Highly Toxic Liquour.
"Oh Joan, could you empty the HTL while you're in the bathroom."
Come on, let's have some amusing suggestions.
Poo juice
The Farage
“Oh Joan, could you empty the farage while you’re in the bathroom.”
shit soup
The Farage
🙂
Farage. Was beaten to it.
Farage is also the correct name for Bin Juice, particularly mushy car shit on the lawn that has been rained on, the slurry that blocks drain down the side of my house and any other toxic substance that upsets me.
I clicked in this thread specifically to suggest Farage, actually quite happy that I've been comprehensively beaten to it.
I came on here to suggest the Meaning of Liff, beaten to that as well🤣
Do we all think as one?
It's called the farage. You can pronounce it "farrige" or if you want to go all Keeping Up Appearances and faux Eruopean you can pronounce it the "farraage".
But the real issue is, why do you let it accumulate and fester? Mingers. Clean toilet, tap brush to remove water and adhering particles, empty brush holder, flush toilet.
You wouldn't want to knock the holder over and spill the farage on the floor, would you?
Mingers.
You wouldn’t want to knock the holder over and spill the farage on the floor, would you?
That would be a HAZMAT callout for sure.
it's like a poo, bleach consommé - maybe Poo-somm-Eh?
Nescafé Gold.
Nescafé Gold.
Pah, mine is at least Douwe Egberts quality.
Bleach
Because I'm, not a minger. Does no one else just half fill the holder with bleach+water so when you use the brush it actually cleans the loo rather than just swishing the poo around?
Covfefe - a word searching for a meaning.
Mulm - it's actually a real word, used to describe the layer of detritus and gunk that builds up on the bottom of fish tanks and ponds. And possibly toilet brush holders.
The Farage, yep
Bleach
Because I’m, not a minger. Does no one else just half fill the holder with bleach+water so when you use the brush it actually cleans the loo rather than just swishing the poo around?
Ah, but if that drips it will ruin the horse shoe shaped shag pile rug around the base of the loo.
Eau du merde
But the real issue is, why do you let it accumulate and fester? Mingers. Clean toilet, tap brush to remove water and adhering particles, empty brush holder, flush toilet.
You do this at work and in public toilets?
You're the minger.
Cummings - you never really know what the filth is in the bowl and he's an utter sh1t
Does no one else just half fill the holder with bleach+water so when you use the brush it actually cleans the loo rather than just swishing the poo around?
Too much risk of spillage.
You do this at work and in public toilets?
Generally no. I do actually wipe any residue off the porcelain though. Wouldn't want my colleagues to have to suffer my bodily functions.
Bog Juice. Abbreviated and then pronounced BoJo
“Oh Joan, could you empty the BoJo while you’re in the bathroom.”
Katie Plopkins?
Because I’m, not a minger. Does no one else just half fill the holder with bleach+water so when you use the brush it actually cleans the loo rather than just swishing the poo around?
Yeah I did this once as I think its not a bad idea, it burned the bottom out of the holder , I probably didn't dilute 😉
Do we all think as one?
WE ARE BORG
Can’t believe I’m forced to associate with you people. I have the cleaner look after these tasks. If they aren’t available then the butler attends to it.
Oddly on the matter of toilet bowls my mate poured his homemade wine into the toilet once and drank it at a rather kicking party.
He was very ill the next few days 🙂
I have the cleaner look after these tasks
and they clean it out with your tooth brush
Arsenic
I have the cleaner look after these tasks
and they clean it out with your tooth brush
They wouldn’t dare! The camera I force them to wear would pick this up and then they’d be placed in the stocks and the rest of the household staff forced to throw vegetables (that have been doused in farage) at them.
Like TINAS, I clean my loo, then after a flush put cleaner or bleach in the bowl and clean the brush. Who would put a Faeces laden brush to sit in a pot in a warm room? Blurgh
We know what number ones and twos are.
This stuff is obviously a No.10
Santorum
If you think I'm telling people I've got Farrage oozing over the end of my brush, you've another thing coming!
Drinking game punishment shot?
Bowl Liquor?
you’ve another thing coming!
Think. You've got another think coming. Your first think is right there in the third word in your sentence, as opposed to things of which there are none prior so you cannot have another one. It makes no sense.
This Malapropism is entirely the fault of Judas Priest.
Pludge.
Is it not simply 'sewage'? Effluvium?
What are you lot doing with the things anyway, poking your Richards round the u-bend? I don't think I've ever had sufficient farage in the holder to feel the need to name it. You are rinsing it off before stashing it, right? You've got a handy source of running water remarkably close.
Think. You’ve got another think coming. Your first think is right there in the third word in your sentence, as opposed to things of which there are none prior so you cannot have another one. It makes no sense.
Hadn't realised that was wrong but I'd argue it does make sense.
Person thinks something, but he's wrong as something else is going to happen.
Brush mush
Brushy slushy
Hadn’t realised that was wrong but I’d argue it does make sense.
Person thinks something, but he’s wrong as something else is going to happen.
Again, something else implies that there is a previous thing, and there isn't.
In more modern parlance we might say "if you think that then you can think again." The Priest version is "if you think that then you can thing again" which is a nonsense.
I can't immediately lay my hands on it but I've seen a timeline graph comparing both phrases. "Another think" is well over 100 years old, "another thing" was practically unheard prior to Priest's "Another Thing Coming" single, at which point there was a massive spike in its usage.
Lol at the farage, that's absolutely what it'll be called in this house from now on.
Shatty Watter. Best said with a Geordie accent 🙂
Poo Brew.
Or Loo Brew if you're a bit posh.
Because I’m, not a minger...
Here, this is surely the only thread ever where I can mention this.. my brush holder is (get this) in the toilet!
Yes, cos I am a proper minger and would leave the farage to overflow, I bought one of those Dragons Den loo-brushes that gets cleaned with every flush. (Actually called Flush Brush). I’m so proud 😁
Botti Broth or some variation of.
Carling Black Label!
Shit Creek
Bog chowder.
Or how about...Cullen stink.
I bought one of those Dragons Den loo-brushes that gets cleaned with every flush.
That looks insanely over-complicated.
you can hold a regular bog brush in the loo when you flush it. Same result an no clips, magnets or risk of splatter.
Yep, you got it exactly.
Bum Gunge.
Though to be honest this thread could have ended at the first mention of Garage.
Eau du merde
Eau de Humanity
Fruit de Merde
first mention of Garage
Bum and Base
Santorum
It was be so wonderful if something similar happened with 'Farage'.
For those who haven't heard of the Santorum story before, it is worth a Google. Although a bit NSFW.
Fruit de Merde
Vin de Poos
And a band name:
Rod and the Faeces
Bum and Base
Scrubstep
Shat eau neuf de poop
Poo-illy Piss-ay
Bleach
Because I’m, not a minger. Does no one else just half fill the holder with bleach+water so when you use the brush it actually cleans the loo rather than just swishing the poo around?
Well, certainly not half full, but enough poured over the brush to clean it, and continue to disinfect whatever comes off the brush, and after several treatments, the accumulation can be poured into the loo, then flushed. Rince and repeat. Not bothered about spillage, never, ever knocked the brush and holder over, and the floor is covered in vinyl anyway, for exactly that reason, ‘cos it’s the bathroom as well.
'The Bovril boat' (London lighterage term)
Shat eau neuf de poop
Mods, close the thread. We have a winner.
Cummings.
Hmm
Pretty close second to Farage.
I do like Cummings better now he’s turned on Johnson.
Cummings reminds me of Steven Berkoffs dog. Sadly the original’s apparently not on YouTube
“ DOG follows a day in the life of a racist football hooligan and his beloved pitbull terrier, Roy, who changes his life. ”
Definitely Farage.
Cummings are the flecks of debris occasionally seen in the farage resulting from removing a stubborn boris on the back of the bowl, deposited by your 14 year-old son.
Bit of an insight into my life. I'm gagging just writing this.