[Closed] Let's hear something interesting about yourself..?

I once shat a house, with inhabitants and 70's furniture and flock wallpaper.

I'm sparticus

I'm really original too

Goldie once bought me a pint, after I told him he was an entertaining bond villain. He's a top bloke.

( Fabio's Serve Xmas Party 2009 @ The End, London )

had 2 cars stolen from the same car park, same level. One 18th September 1998 and the other 18th September 2001

Seriously?!

xiphon- thats kinda sweet. I bet that was received as a real compliment to him.

I used to do a bit of athletics as a kid and used to redularly beat Mark Lewis-Francis. He was nothing very special to be honest.

i was brought up with a murderer who dismembered a body and left it behind a bin, his dad taught me how to play guitar and we were family friends for most of my youth.

he tried to make contact with me on facebook after he came out of prison 😆 damn my surname and being easy to find!

I've done it on a lovely, big, oak boardroom table

I know, DezB was cock2 in our movie extravaganza 'The Three Cockateers' shot on location in a Czech castle starring 'Eno Von Soddom' and 'Schnell Bom'.

Depends on what you classify as interesting 3 things for me:

1. I once was left impaled and suspended by my leg on an iron railing and watched my neighbour pass out twice as she tried to help me which lead to...

2. I can't feel any pain in my left foot

3. I once had a bag put over my head and thrown into the back of a car in a case of mistaken identity.

hora - huh? 😕

I once received a bj in a downstairs toilet from a girl at a house party whilst her ex-convict boyfriend was elsewhere in the house.

(I was drunk and had been smoking).

Same film crew?

😆

FUnny this, we were all asked to give an interesting fact at work the other day.

I had either:
- I was born 3 months early
- I'm doing a stage of the tour de france this year*

*I went for the last one as people who do not cycling think it's very impressive 😆

I've met Wurzel Gummidge

philconsequence - that wasn't perchance an opera singer's body was it? Costa Del Sol murders with links to Aberdeen? If not, not to worry - just that I grew up playing with a lad whose dad eventually killed his wife, chopped her up and left her in several wheelie bins - can't imagine it's a very regular occurence....

nahh the guy is same age as me.. so 26. the body wad chopped up and dumped behind one bin, not spread around several bins.

Oh I dunno, the amount of times I've wanted to do that to the trouble n strife..

I once played a gig in Amsterdam and during a song about S&M, a couple in front of the stage decided to have sex...

I've touched Kylie 🙂
Or rather she touched me.

Shared a bottle of Champagne with Celia Imrie on Eurostar last year.

I need to get out more - would be good to have something more interesting to say

Jumped out of a perfectly good aeroplane once at 15,000 feet in New Zealand.

i'm mentioned on the radio 1 website for an event that i wasn't going to play at and never actually happened anyway.

Jumped into a perfectly bad aeroplane at 0ft in Columbia

I've slept with an illegitimate love child of Lemmy from Motorhead

My father-in-law is [b]officially[/b] the best postman in the world.

(No joke...)

I've slept with an illegitimate love child of Lemmy from Motorhead

!!!!

I've slept with toab!

Not really sure if it is that special but I am AB- Rh bloodtype and have a straight unbroken line across the palms of each hand.

I,ve got a birthmark in the shape of jimmy hill riding a hedgehog.

I have more than the average number of legs

Me too. Most of us on here probably have in order to ride bikes!

I did national service in the Finnish Army when I was 18.

whilst her ex-convict boyfriend was elsewhere in the house.

elsewhere in the house in not [i]technically[/i] correct.. I was [i]just outside[/i] the house.. outside the toilet window to be exact.. watching and waiting..

😐

EEK!

That was the night we took all the bras/knickers out of the washing machine and draped them over the girls Dads Range Rover.....in sub zero temperatures...

Apperently it took some paint off when they peeled off the bras etc 😯

I've had a bicycle seat up my bottom.

I have qualifications as a Winetaster.