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[Closed] Let's complain about things politicians haven't actually done

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(yes I know, another Scotland thread)

I thought maybe it would be useful to have a thread to contain all the complaints about things you're expecting the politicians to do, but they haven't actually done and haven't said they're going to do. Then the other threads discussing stuff the politicians have actually done could avoid being sidetracked.

Fire away seosamh, Rockplough et al


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 12:22 pm
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Alex Salmond - Make Scotland an independent country.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:32 pm
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Call Me Dave - never called me Dave.

Ed Balls - doesn't display any

Ed Milliband - isn't actually Wallace

Alex Salmond - isn't actually a fish.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:33 pm
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Chewbacca's husband - close Guantanamo Bay.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:38 pm
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Who's Chewbacca? Well other than the obvious hairy Star Wars character who likes to pull off arms and legs...


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:40 pm
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Call Me Dave - "We'll be the Greenest government ever", oh no actually lets "Cut the green crap" now shall we


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:42 pm
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Who's Chewbacca? Well other than the obvious hairy Star Wars character who likes to pull off arms and legs..

In poor taste perhaps, but the resemblance is striking:
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The Guantanamo thing - it's existence in the first place and Obama's blatant fib about dismantling it astound and appall me.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:45 pm
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"Every country gets the Government it deserves." Joseph de Maistre


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:45 pm
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good idea, I was actually contemplating this for another forum.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:49 pm
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digga - hmmm... ๐Ÿ˜•

Nick Clegg - well he hasn't actually done anything yet so I guess it's unlikely he'll so anything in the future to complain about either...
(actually I think that the Tories would have been a lot nastier with out the Lib Dem's in cahoots but the LDs have been totally outmanoevered and ended up with a larger share of blame than they probably deserve).


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:54 pm
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Tony Blair - find WMD in Iraq
Gordon Brown - Economic prosperity through "prudence"


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 1:56 pm
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Margaret Beckett promised me a shandy behind the science block loos after double maths but she never showed.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 2:00 pm
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Broadly speaking... er, broadly speaking...what did the Romans ever do for us?


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 2:03 pm
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I can't remember the name of the ugly rich so and so, but putting forward a bill to legislate against the painting of stoats on a Thursday afternoon really gets my goat..

My stoat and I rarely get much quality time together after all the austerity measures and Thursday afternoons were one of the few times we could really get down and discuss colour theory whilst indulging in the sensual practice of body art..

I'll be voting UKIP next time


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 2:13 pm
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Hmm, the idea was to complain about things politicians haven't done that you don't want them to do, but I guess the thread is going well anyway.


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 3:37 pm
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No [i]you're[/i] going really well anyway


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 8:07 pm
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Permit cyclists to carry air pistols which they can fire at punishment passers to either take out their rear windows, or tyres, as they see fit


 
Posted : 23/09/2014 10:20 pm
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Dave Cameron - Bonfire of the Quangos

I bought a box of sparklers for this non-event.


 
Posted : 24/09/2014 12:27 pm