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[Closed] Last Tea Bag, Dunking Biscuit Accident Horror!

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Last tea bag in the ****ing house and in goes half a bastard choc digestive and disentergrates before i reach the kitchen! F*&^%@g mcvitie bastards!!


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 10:47 pm
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whip the bag out of bin, quick flush with boiling water, put in clean mug voila another brew!!!

Maybe next time use a tea pot and this will be a backup for a biccy disaster!!?!!


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 11:07 pm
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stir well, transfer to saucepan, reduce sauce but don't turn the bag, once sauce is fully reduced turn bag and use it to mop up the sauce. place on a baking tray and cook for six hours at 180. teabagbiscuitastic.


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 11:32 pm
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Mmm, I'm ringing my friends at mcvities with that one ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 11:42 pm
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I'd have run the tea through a sieve into another mug and averted disaster.

Poor show running out of tea bags though.....!


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 11:35 am
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24 hour garage? ๐Ÿ™‚

It's what they were designed for.


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 11:37 am
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What are you doing having a cup of tea that late at night for anyway?

Poor show running out of tea bags though.....!

Indeed. You've only got yourself to blame. I'd never allow this to happen, and have emergency tea supplies for such an eventuality.

Numpty... ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 11:39 am
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Yes poor show indeed! Gave the wife a severe thrashing with the kettle ha ha! Caveman says, I work, no shop. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 6:50 pm
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I think you should book in for a course of therapy, and I'm pretty certain that there could be a large compensation claim available for emotional distress on it's way.
I feel for you, no one can understand the distress one feels under such circumstances.


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 6:59 pm
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I didn't know which to mourn the greatest, the lost half a biccy, or the tea! It was hard!


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 7:12 pm
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Gave the wife a severe thrashing with the kettle

Whilst I must publicly frown on domestic violence, her behaviour is inexcusable.

What has she said in her defence?


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 7:16 pm
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She forgave me as I needed to let off a bit of steam!


 
Posted : 04/05/2010 7:49 pm