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Today is my last day - I will be moving to a new job in a new company in a new city in a new country.
Obviously things are not perfect here, or I wouldn't be moving, but still I feel a bit weird, saying goodbye to people, doing ordinary things "for the last time". Bit of melancholy creeping in here ... 🙁
Boff the boss's PA in the stationery cupboard at lunchtime, that'll perk you up.
MTFU.
Browse porn all day, send abusive emails to the nobends you've had to put up with for the last x years and touch up the secretary on your way out this afternoon
Don't just burn your bridges. Napalm them with extreme prejudice.
I really wish I'd done that at my last place, 'cos the boss was a to$$er.
On balance, having tried both, I'd go for telling the ****er what you thought of him rather than boffing some tart, both is great though if you can get away with it.
I know what you mean DrJ, it's my last day at my workplace too. Infact this is probably my last post from this office as I've been told I can b*gger off early if I want!
Off to say a few goodbyes adn then I'm out like Andy Murray at Wimbledon! 😀