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Just back(and out the shower) from a rather nice cx ride. Well it was nice until I popped in the bogs.
Stopped in town for a drink then needed a slash. Public loos, ok that will do. I'm in Lycra shorts and take my spot, it's one of those wall of steel jobs. Imagine my horror as some bloke with a full bladder with pressure to boot slots in next door. There I am mid flow as his stream hits the wall of steel, full blast, and promptly bounces straight back in a diffused warm shower all over my legs. The couple of seconds we were locked into this exchange seemed like an age.
Now I'm a man of the world, but this overstepped the mark for me!
Be careful out there, unless it's your thing....
Did you tell him to piss off ?
You're his bitch now. You'll be in bukkake movies next.
This thread needs pictures ..... hold on, sorry no definitely not
Having a pee in shorts is always an unpleasant experience that reminds me never to eat food that has been spilt on trousers, but someone else's splash back is another thing altogether!
It's like to mis aim that hits your shoe from the guy next door!!!
You have to follow him around for the next 70 days now, making him cups of tea and pot noodles
Just back(and out the [i][b]golden[/b][/i] shower)
FTFY
I had a wipe down in the loos. Couldn't get that post colitial thread out of my head.
It is for this reason that, if the urinals are not individual with suitable piss walls in between, I use a cubicle. With the door open, obviously, I'm not a scuttler.
It'll do your razor rash the world of good.
😉
Edit: Allegedly.
Did it get in your shoes?
with suitable piss walls in between
😐 Such vulgarity. They're called modesty partitions/panels in polite company.
Sincere apologies ernie, I'm afraid I was educated at a state school 😉
He owns you now.... Did you ask permission from him to post this thread on here? 😕
This bringing a whole new meaning to being owned with bombers & wee in shoes. My kit is outside ready to be thoroughly cleaned before coming in. I'm convinced I can still feel it on my legs. Shudders.
with suitable piss walls in between
They've installed these in my local Costco gents - big stainless steel partitions between each urinal, extending about 3 feet out from the wall. Not much thought given to the typical well-fed, jumbo portion buying costco clientele though. I can just about fit between the two partitions.
Mac you will be cleaning splash with your sleeves if your not careful.
Tenner says you didn't say anything and took it like a b*tch 😉
For those 2 seconds before bailing, I took it good.
It's what the phrase "FFS mate!" was designed for. (Before it was abbreviated for the web.)
Is it also what the phrase "strangest boner" was designed for, or is it just me 😳
i never understand why folks complain when they get given something for free
you are George Michael and ICMFP!
I have just recounted events to my Dad who, as a old Harrovian, recounted Churchill's urinal quip.
Young man (seeing Churchill leaving the bathroom without washing his hands):
At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.
I needed some Churchill today.
Kimbers, that is truly revolting! Had my taster session today, that'll do.
Scaredypants - I am scared of your pants, you need a trip to the dungeon.
Lol at Kimbers story, that is Hilarious.
This thread should be made Sticky.
😆
...and warm.
Just remember ghostbusters, don't cross the streams 😆
I may have to make you wait in the front garden on Monday........................
Make sure you shower many times before popping over.
Shudders.
Nailsworth or Stroud?
Dont worry Pete, I am cleansed, if a little traumatised. Charmouth.
You need a glass by the side of the urinal to wash your......oh wait different thread
Having a pee in shorts is always an unpleasant experience that reminds me [s]never to eat food that has been spilt on trousers[/s] to sit down when I pee
Fixed That For.. erm.. Me 😀
I've had a shitty day. This post made me smile. 🙂
No worries Merak, one mans pain etc. That gives me a warm glow..HANG ON A MINUTE!
Best thread in Months. Just sent Cheap French Lager through my nostrils. Many thanks.
Piss dungeon FTW
that is pretty funny. but it didnt happen to me. i would defo have told him to f*** off out of it. or i might have just turned round and pissed all up his leg. 😀
What made me think that opening the piss dungeon link would be a good idea....? 😯
[i]*wonders what kimbers was googling for when he stumbled upon the piss dungeon story*[/i] 😯
maybe I was that man!
not really
cant remember where I saw 1st it, might have been on here actualy
Also "troughman".
You should have upped your pressure and given him a return retaliation blast.
This happened to me some years ago too!
Have avoided metal urinals ever since.
Rarely leave the house anymore at all tbh.
Urinals are terrible things anyhow - splashback always occurs, so unknowingly you end up pissing on yourself before anyone else has a chance.
Avoid!
My wife says I should have told him to piss off. 🙂