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will any body see the funny side of him

Sometimes he is funny, sometimes his show is funny, but most definitely not then.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 7:42 pm
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I didn't need to look to see it ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 7:42 pm
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Does anybody else think Clarkson and Cameron are the same person? I for one have never seen them together ,they have the same swollen ego and ๐Ÿ˜† obviously share 'the same gift of the gab'
i can also reveal that george osborne is the new stig...some say he has 3 pensions:-)


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 7:54 pm
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I watched it, I lol'd I then thought they'll be all over that for tomorrows news! Utter bollox! Anybody would think he'd called Andrew sachs a ****!!!


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 7:55 pm
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Thought this was quite fitting. No point in being outraged. Just try and understand him (cock that he is). ๐Ÿ™‚

Yesterday was not the first time Jeremy Clarkson has chosen to air his unique brand of politically incorrect views in public. It almost certainly wonโ€™t be the last.

Despite the anger from well-meaning types over his latest outburst, Clarksonโ€™s fan base will undoubtedly have found it hilarious. His trademark has long been the rejection of thought and sensitivity in favour of boorishness, and his brand, if you wish to call it that, already taps into a ready market of men (and it is mostly men) who feel the same way about the world as he does.

In other words, nothing Clarkson said on Wednesday's episode of The One Show will be too far outside anything fans of the presenter aren't already familiar with.

Personally, Iโ€™ve always found Clarksonโ€™s rants about โ€˜political correctness gone madโ€™ to resemble a grown man tipping his food off the plate because Mummy wonโ€™t give him his favourite toy. But then, I quite like political correctness; and women, the disabled and people born in different countries donโ€™t generally upset me or send me into a rage. Nor am I bragging when I say that I donโ€™t feel any particular need to have a phallic symbol in my driveway.

In this respect, railing against Clarkson the individual is almost certainly pointless. Clarkson and his followers represent a more universal frustration โ€“ that of the 21st century failed adult male: uncouth, bitter and festooned with the outdated trappings of machismo.

Behind all the boorishness, if you look closely, you can at times glimpse in Clarkson and his disciples something which is actually quite interesting: a deep sense of fear and insecurity in the face of the modern world.

Understanding this is worth more than any amount of 'outrage'.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 7:59 pm
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One quote I read today seems to sum this up quite well .....

"It is important to remember that offence is[b] taken[/b] and not [b]given.[/b] Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended, in which case [b][u]it is fault of the person who took offence, and the speaker is not involved at all.[/b][/u]

So what if you don't find Clarkson funny ?
So what if you don't like Top Gear?
So what if you find some things he says offensive ?

He has the right to say things that you may or may not find funny.
He has the right to say things that you may or may not find offend you.
He has the right to make TV programs that you may or may not like.

Grow up and stop moaning.

(this is aimed at nobody in particular, just at the general "moaning and wailing" that tends to happen every time someone says something controversial, and Some people seem duty bound to search it out on YouTube and then be "offended" or "outraged" by the thing they went out of their way to watch, and then complain very loudly about it)


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:07 pm
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It's possible to say that someone is offensive (along with his myriad other deficiencies) without being offended. Imagine that!

It's also possible to complain about something without being outraged.

It's possible to say "Clarkson is a cock" without one's eyes bulging with anger.

I see more outrage from his fans on this thread than from his detractors.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:09 pm
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+100 binners. Loved Brooker's piece.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:17 pm
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I think that Clarkson fan base will have been thoroughly over the moon at watching the left's reaction to the whole thing ๐Ÿ˜€

There's a huge portion of this great country enjoy nothing better than a little bit of shit stirring, and watching the usual suspects jump up and down in outrage at something so simple is manna from heaven.

All the left has done reinforce their own caricature as humourless, puritanical prigs, removed from the common man and unable to remove the stick from their arses.

One is minded to recall Malvolio arriving to spoil the party once again...:

"Just because thou art virtuous, shall there be no cakes and ale?"


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:27 pm
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DD is right Jezza is only trying to make sure the fanbase is aware of whatever new product hehas coming out for Christmas. He chooses to do so by using his access to the media to ridicule those less fortunate than himself Offensive ? yes in my opinion and also very very predictable


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:29 pm
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whiny/huffy Axis of Feeble

Thanks binners, just for ^ that.
It will be reappearing in an Armageddon thread near you soon.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:33 pm
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One quote I read today seems to sum this up quite well .....

"It is important to remember that offence is taken and not given. Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended, in which case it is fault of the person who took offence, and the speaker is not involved at all.

So what if you don't find Clarkson funny ?
So what if you don't like Top Gear?
So what if you find some things he says offensive ?

He has the right to say things that you may or may not find funny.
He has the right to say things that you may or may not find offend you.
He has the right to make TV programs that you may or may not like.

Grow up and stop moaning.

+1


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:34 pm
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I see more outrage from his fans on this thread than from his detractors.

Just to be clear, I'm not outraged, and I'm not a Clarkson Fan either.

I'm bored of the "outrage" circus that happens every so often when someone like Clarkson does exactly what they get paid to do, and says something controversial.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:35 pm
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He didn't say anything controversial, he said something really stupid and tasteless, and not at all funny. I doubt that's his job description...

All the left has done reinforce their own caricature as humourless, puritanical prigs

Oh don't be so frigging stupid!


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:42 pm
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Ch4 now, the children are being thought of, thankfully.


 
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All the left has done reinforce their own caricature as humourless, puritanical prigs, removed from the common man and unable to remove the stick from their arses.

Do you know what, I've always wondered why there aren't any left-wing comedians. But now I know why ...... it's because the left are humourless puritanical prigs, and removed from the common man. Well observed Zulu-Eleven.

Thank **** for right-wing comedians keeping everyone laughing, eh ?

A bit like yourself Zulu-Eleven ...... you're a bundle of laughs a minute aincha mate ?


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:45 pm
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Mol, Ernie, I think your posts sort of prove my point ๐Ÿ˜‰

Have you both got a hat like this?

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[i]There's a huge portion of this great country enjoy nothing better than a little bit of shit stirring,[/i]

...again, this is something to celebrate? This is something to take comfort and pleasure from?

Excellent, lets all act like stupids, lets really get down there and wallow in the mud.

Sad, limited, dull little people.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:46 pm
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Oh don't be so frigging stupid!

+100

But then again, it is Labby, so the order is going to fall on two very deaf ears.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:47 pm
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When i strarted this last night , i nver thought it would reach 6 pages of 40 posts, and ebven have dave the cameroon and the labour one arguinmg about him, and now its on chanel 4 news.

Now whats Jeremey ney book called.


 
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Mol, Ernie, I think your posts sort of prove my point

And so do your posts prove your point........you're ****ing ing hilarious mate.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:48 pm
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nealglover & flow seem not to understand what a discussion forum is about.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:50 pm
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So people are puritanical prigs if they don't think Daily Mail meets pub bore guff is funny?

Not finding something funny is a long way from being all uptight and outraged about it. It's just a bit sad the way people go "Yeah, but it's Clarkson, innit?" as if that makes it something less, well, limp.


 
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Hahahahahha

You see - Lefties, all the same - its like pokin' em with a stick ๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted : 01/12/2011 8:52 pm
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I think I know how to make someone LOL with this, I have an idea.

How do we email a link to this thread to Clarkson? I reckon he'd ROFFL, and a few people here might even get a guest spot on the TG sofa.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:54 pm
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Hahahahahha

Laughing at your own jokes is bad form Zulu-Eleven.

Let [u]us[/u] laugh at your jokes.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 8:55 pm
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Maybe a bit after the fact here, but that Stewart Lee does have some decent material, which means it must be doubly hard to kill it so completely with his delivery. Credit where it's due.


 
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nealglover & flow seem not to understand what a discussion forum is about.

I'm "discussing" aren't I ??

Like I said, my posts are aimed at the "outraged" the people who complain to the BBC

Or the dumbass Unison woman on the news who compared Clarkson to Gadaffi.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 9:06 pm
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Laughing at your own jokes is bad form Zulu-Eleven.

Let's face it. Someone [i]has[/i] to.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 9:11 pm
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[i]I'm "discussing" aren't I ??[/i]

Beg your pardon sir. Thought your comments were aimed at the forum.


 
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It is important to remember that offence is taken and not given. Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended, in which case it is fault of the person who took offence, and the speaker is not involved at all.
so if i make some unfavourable remark comparing someone female you love to a lady of the night and resembling the back end of a farmyard animal I can defend it by saying its all down to you the hearer.....have you tested this in court by say racially abusing and swearing at a copper from an ethinic minority...let me know ho wit works

Whilst free speech may on occasions offend people it is some way from this to claiming that it is not possible to be deliberately offensive and if I tried it would all be down to the hearer. Test it out in a pub with strangers let me know how it works out when you explain they have no right and its their fault anyway. I rather felt i was able to convey my thoughts and meanings with my words and that other people were able to as well.
Offensive for the sake of being offensive is hardly a right and if exercised you can hardly protest that some folk were offended by clarkson being deliberately provocative/offensive - if it did not work [offend folk] he would not to do it like the trolls bascially


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 9:17 pm
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sorry junky, but you went in two footed with a specification error:

someone female you love to a lady

"you" being the operative word.

That is specific offence being given.

There is admittedly, a broad line at which a specific becomes a generalism. The offence that is often taken too quickly comes when people extrapolate a generalism to a specific too readily.


 
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It is important to remember that offence is taken and not given.[b][u] Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended[/u][/b], in which case it is fault of the person who took offence, and the speaker is not involved at all.

so if i make some unfavourable remark comparing someone female you love to a lady of the night and resembling the back end of a farmyard animal I can defend it by saying its all down to you the hearer.....have you tested this in court by say racially abusing and swearing at a copper from an ethinic minority...let me know ho wit works

Your first example - No, it would be a [b]deliberate[/b] insult, and so that would be a totally different situation.

Your second example - That would be illegal, so again, totally different situation.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:04 pm
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That is specific offence being given.

yes and it counters this claim
It is important to remember that offence is taken and not given

So someone can give offence we agree.

I do agree sometimes it is taken when none is meant. I could have done this over the junky abbreviation for example which sometimes is meant sometimes it is not. If you dont meant it then I take the offence if you do mean it then you give it. My only point is that it is not as simple as saying offence can never be given an only taken.

Tbh a quick google did not help me understand your point as specification error seems to be a stats term
You may need to explain further

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Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended
which suggest sometimes offence is taken when it is intended as well - my point is you cannot say it is all down to the person receiving the message [ taken not given] as obviously people can convey meaning with words including meaning to be offensive.
How would i insult someone if they choose what I mean and they take the offence just out of interest?

An insult (also called a slur, scoff, slight or putdown) is an expression, statement (or sometimes behavior) which is considered degrading and offensive
I assume I could do this if I wanted to do so why can I not be offensive if i try?


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:07 pm
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Junkyard, you're selectively quoting. And I think you know it.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:11 pm
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I think Clarkson was extreme in what he said.
Shooting every 10th striker would be enough.
Maybe some of the strikers are nurses and could treat the wounds afterwards (unpaid of course)?


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:18 pm
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???

One quote I read today seems to sum this up quite well .....

"It is important to remember that offence is taken and not given. Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended, in which case it is fault of the person who took offence, and the speaker is not involved at all.

It is someone else quoting someone else. I am not sure why you think this is selective

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/jeremy-clarkson-on-the-one-show/page/6#post-3232193

I am not responding to their post but to that quote so what else should I post up?
I did not massively disagree with their post but i do disagree with the view that offence is not given and only taken hence why I took issue with it and offered a counter view


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:19 pm
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I don't think it is always necessary to refer to a specific individual for a comment to be offensive . In fact it is easy to think of many comments which are even more likely to cause offence because they are directed at groups of people en masse


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:20 pm
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Offensive for the sake of being offensive is hardly a right

Being offended for the sake of being offended is hardly a right either.

Whenever something like this comes out I always have a laugh at the "professional" offendees, desperate to find the latest thing to be offended about.

Clarkson knew what he was doing. He was being controversial for the sake of it, and sure enough the usual suspects have jumped on the offended bandwagon, just as he'd intended.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:23 pm
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See, Junky, your new, complete quote totally changes the sense of what was said. "Sometimes offence is taken when it was not intended" is central and you didn't mention it, just pretended that the person was saying only "taken and not given"


 
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I could have done this over the junky abbreviation for example which sometimes is meant sometimes it is not. If you dont meant it then I take the offence if you do mean it then you give it.

And you'd be a complete and utter prat for thinking anyone would go to the effort of discreetly embedding some form of "offence" into something so simple as abbreviating your STW user name, when they would just as happily call you a knob openly ๐Ÿ™„

Shooting every 10th striker would be enough.

Well, we were told that the Tories would decimate the public services ๐Ÿ˜†


 
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I don't know whether anyone has quoted it because I got bored with all the over-sensitive types comments - forgive me for not giving a ****.

Charlie Brooker on the mass [s]weeping and gnashing of teeth[/s] over-reaction to Clarkson's comment:-

[i][b]It's a bit like opening the door, looking up and saying 'oh look, the sky's blue'...[/b][/i]


 
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Whatever you think about the comments, it is a pretty cynical way to sell stuff.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:38 pm
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Its just a joke,like on top gear.


 
Posted : 01/12/2011 10:38 pm
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Shooting every 10th striker would be enough.
Well, we were told that the Tories would decimate the public services

Sounds like it could solve 2 problems with one solution that one... Bring public service wages in under budget, and act as a deterrent to the remaining 9 out 10 public sector workers left to not go on strike again for fear of their life!

Genius...

I'll go get my gun...

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