Although it's given a brief insight into the functionality of a brain that's been undernourished of sleep the last few weeks.
My daughter did a wee in her potty. My brain crawls into action:
Need to take potty to sink;
Get rid of the wee;
There's the dog;
Did I feed the dog this morning?
Can't remember;
I'll just tip this in here;
There you go, Juno dog;
Right, back to the living room;
Something didn't seem right about that...
WAIT, JUNO! NOOOOOOOO...
You called your dog Juno?!!!???
I'm telling!
has the dog licked your face since?
meh, couldve been much worse if youd got it the other way round
That dog trusted you.
The dog, WILL, get revenge.....
Pah! the dog won't care he licks his bum to clean it 😕
On a plus point it does save you having to clean the potty
There's plenty of houses where Juno <s****s> would be a godsend!
Dogs roll around / eat their own poo. I'm sure a bit of baby wee is the least of their concerns
If that's your idea of terrible, you've had a sheltered life!
Urine Therapy. Very useful stuff, better if it's the first wee of the day.
Lots of articles on it and the benefits, so no need to worry and probably much better than drinking from the stagnant puddles and ditches whilst out and about. Your dog will live. 😀
You were putting the wee in the sink????? Isn't that what toilets were invented for? So many things wrong this morning then...
Dog happy. Nice new flavour.
you've not lost your touch, stevestunts.
Our friends dog just munches their daughter's logs straight out of the potty if they are not quick enough. I don't think you need to worry.
Camper van trip with child no 1, maybe six months old. Horrible smell appears, but it's a nice day and we're sat outside on the grass. Wait for the noise and gurning to finish from the little angel, then take her nappy off. Did NOT want to put that child anywhere near the mat, never mind the van seating so left her out on the grass while I fetched the nappy bag. Come back from recesses of the van to see firstborn completely spotless and our border collie licking her lips. Dogs are weird. You're a bad dog owner and a bad parent. We all are now and again.
No no.. I made a much worse error last week..
Yunki jr mkII is a handful, and is having a few tentative sits on the potty at nappy changing times, usually with nothing to show for his efforts although he's quite happy to sit there for quite a while..
And so it went the other evening, only I got distracted and thought it would be ok to leave him there for a minute while i went through to the kitchen..
Now I am fully aware of the importance of warm praise and encouragement during potty training, with all sorts of future problems likely if the matter is not handled positively and with sensitivity..
Still, it was beyond my skill as a parent to behave correctly when my triumphant son came striding proudly into the kitchen brandishing the fruits of his labour in his hands, and a rather chocolatey looking grin on his face..
Whether he will ever use the potty again I can't say for sure, in fact whether he will ever defecate again remains to be seen.. 🙁
OP. Do you pay your TV licence by direct debit?
Yunki, painting pictures with words... 😯
Still, it was beyond my skill as a parent to behave correctly when my triumphant son came striding proudly into the kitchen brandishing the fruits of his labour in his hands, and a rather chocolatey looking grin on his face
Best. Paragraph. Ever! 😆
Juno is an excellent name for a Labrador, you bastards.
Named after the Roland Alpha Juno synthesiser, the machine responsible for the 'hoover' rave sound > Labradors hoover up every trace of anything vaguely edible. And the circle is complete.
This thread is hilarious 😆
As a teenager I discovered that my Mum's siamese cat liked licking up billy bunk.
billy bunk
Is that a euphemism for Sudocreme?
As a teenager I discovered that my Mum's siamese cat liked licking up billy bunk.
Has anyone got the number for the RSPCA?
Billy Bunk??!!
Must be time to switch over to MumsNet
As a teenager I discovered that my Mum's siamese cat liked licking up billy bunk
Even the bleakest recesses of my mind refuse to imagine how that might have been discovered.
And I've watched nearly all of the internet.
It never ceases to amaze me the true life tales on this forum, if I were a stand-up comedian there'd be a lifetime of material here. 😀
Even the bleakest recesses of my mind refuse to imagine how that might have been discovered.
This, and even then, I'm trying very hard to imagine that the circumstances leading up to this event are all coincidental and innocent.
I recall a rumour at school about one boy, his dog and a pot of jam......
😯 Billybunkgate!!!
I have just spat coffee all over the work laptop whilst laughing at this thread.