[Closed] is Tim Shelton of HMV fame an STW regular..?

Dear HMV,

I visited your store the other day with the simple intention of buying a copy of "Nazi Zombie stripper flesh-eaters 2", Da Soshopathik Gangstaz latest album "Smackin' bi***es iz da s**t" and a poster of topless woman licking a bottle of beer. I was absolutely appalled to be served by a young lady with tattoos. She had a very graphic representation of a flower on her arm and I was extremely offended. As if to compound this filth she had not just one but TWO rings in each ear of all things and was wearing black jeans!
I was going to pre-order "Insurgent Killer: Patriot Genocide" for PS3 from you but needless to say I shall be purchasing my copy from a company that respects family values.

Yours sincerely
Tim Shelton