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no ?

yes ?

what are the winning lottery numbers for this eve ?

what colour bloomers has the Mrs got on ? 😉

jack of all trades master of none...


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 9:56 am
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... we call these "unknown unknowns" ...

your wife isn't wearing any, BTW


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 9:58 am
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[i]your wife isn't wearing any, BTW [/i]

she told me that too, so it must be true.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 9:59 am
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yes

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commando


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:00 am
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There are a lot of opinions. But very very few experts.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:22 am
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She was wearing black lacy ones, but I tore them off. With my teeth.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:23 am
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There's an image I'll never be able to get rid of Flashy. Thanks for bugger all, you whey faced poltroon.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:27 am
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Glad to be of service.


 
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Git 😀


 
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Think of a topic, search it on Google, and see how far down the list STW comes.

"Dogs on footpaths" : 8th
"Religion": Not on list
"Building a wood store" 9th (surprisingly low)

...


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:30 am
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D_K - unless you log in using private browsing or something the results will always be skewed by your own browsing history so stw will always be higher for people who ar eon here regularly.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:32 am
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23,40,16,12,8

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D_K - unless you log in using private browsing or something the results will always be skewed by your own browsing history so stw will always be higher for people who ar eon here regularly.

Oh yes, good point.

I'll try it with the duck instead:

https://duckduckgo.com


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:34 am
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On the duck, "Dogs on footpaths" puts STW in 5th place 🙂


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:35 am
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Lottery's tomorrow night innit?


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:38 am
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theres a dirth of knowledge in the following

What guitar amp for my child?
What guitar for me?
What is a concrete poker actually for


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:40 am
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Your wife hasn't worn bloomers for at least the last ten years.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 11:04 am
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CaptainFlashheart are you local to Finchley ? your post the other day re crooked usage ?

Silly me mentioning the Mrs bloomers ! what did I expect


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 11:06 am
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Finchley? Good Lord, no! That's North of the Parks. Practically in Yorkshire!

😉


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 11:10 am
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yes...my windows 8 question on power driver failure error...


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 11:13 am
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unfitgeezer,it's alright,she's just put them back on 😉


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 11:20 am
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yes...my windows 8 question on power driver failure error...

Probably a driver failing to recover from suspend / hibernate correctly. I may be able to tell you which one if I could get a copy of the generated minidump.

(Or, don't use hibernate... (-: )


 
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We have one of those annoying blokes at work who knows everything and butts into your conversation all of the time to spread his infinite knowledge.

We used to play a game to see who could come up with something that he knew nothing about.

It went on for a while but it turned out that he knew nothing about verrucas.


 
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Finchley? Good Lord, no! That's North of the Parks. Practically in Yorkshire!

regents park ?


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:05 pm
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Green and Hyde.

Regent's Park is already pretty much in bandit country.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:14 pm
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[i]"is there anything this forum doesnt know...?"[/i]

They(we) have yet to come up with the definitive answer on how to agree on a definitive answer 8)


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:16 pm
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"is there anything this forum doesnt know...?"

Whether or not all headsets come with a crown race
Whether or not a plane can take off from a treadmill


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:21 pm
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you live in a park ? I guess thats okay in the summer but the winters must be bitter...

enough of the blooming bloomer jokes !


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:22 pm
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she only put on the black lacy ones on once 'we' removed the leopard print ones.....


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:22 pm
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Can a helicopter take off it was already spining round on a giant turntable?


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:44 pm
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"is there anything this forum doesnt know...?"

That there is a life beyond the internet?


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 12:47 pm
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enough of the blooming bloomer jokes !

Blooming Bloomers you say?????? Here you go. 😉

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Posted : 12/07/2013 1:00 pm
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Flashy lives in one of those hobo huts in the wooded bit of the Park, but rather than using cardboard it has been made entirely from Postit notes stolen from work.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 1:45 pm
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We seem to be a bit down on tandem expertise of late..


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 1:56 pm
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People who never wear shoes don't get verrucas. Fact.


 
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"is there anything this forum doesnt know...?"

Whether or not all headsets come with a crown race
Whether or not a plane can take off from a treadmill

They should.

It absolutely will.


 
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theres a dirth of knowledge in the following

What guitar amp for my child?
What guitar for me?
What is a concrete poker actually for
How to spell 'dearth'

Q1 Orange Micro Crush


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 3:57 pm
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Posted : 12/07/2013 4:04 pm
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I Ache, should and do are not necessarily the same thing.
I don't think it could, I'm sure there's an explanation of why on here somewhere...


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 6:16 pm
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I Ache, should and do are not necessarily the same thing.
I don't think it could, I'm sure there's an explanation of why on here somewhere...


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 6:17 pm
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I Ache, should and do are not necessarily the same thing.
I don't think it could, I'm sure there's an explanation of why on here somewhere...


 
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Planes only go down runways to build up speed through the air, no airspeed, no takeoff. Landspeed is irrelevant.

If it was really windy it could do it, but it could also do it from a standing start as well.


 
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Grilla is 100% correct. A planes drive comes from moving air not rotating its wheels. The wheels rotating at simply a function of the plane being pushed through the air. Therefore a plane would still take off regardless of how fast or large a treadmill is.

A headwind equal to the thrust the engines are putting out would stop it from moving forward but the plane would still leave the ground due to the lift created by the windspeed over/under the wings.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 8:26 pm
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I am amazed at the combined knowledge of this forum


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 9:32 pm
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theres a dirth of knowledge in the following

What guitar amp for my child?
What guitar for me?
What is a concrete poker actually for

1. Not enough info. 🙂

2. An ash bodied reverse Jazzmaster, Tele pickup at the bridge, hot p90 at the neck & a vintage style Strat pickup in the middle.
5 way switch.
Modern Strat bridge & trem.
One piece solid maple Tele style neck, compound radius, clay dots, medium jumbo frets.
Seafoam Green or Daphne Blue.

3. Poking concrete.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 10:03 pm
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No, the thrust would push the plane 'forwards' but the treadmill would turn at an equal speed in the opposite direction. The plane would not be able to move forward along the treadmill and so the air over the wings would not move relative to the plane and so would not generate lift.
why do you think (most) planes have to move forward to take off?


 
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Thrust pushes against the atmosphere. So assuming the treadmill is the same length as a normal runway, the aircraft will accelerate until it's airspeed reaches takeoff speed, and it'll take off. It's wheels will be spinning madly because of the treadmill, but that has noting to do with the takeoff speed through the atmosphere.

Actually, there will probably boundary-layer effects from the treadmill, meaning the aircraft can take off at a lower speed, but ignore that.


 
Posted : 12/07/2013 11:21 pm
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Just which wheel size is best? And what tyres should I use on that size?


 
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No, the thrust would push the plane 'forwards' but the treadmill would turn at an equal speed in the opposite direction. The plane would not be able to move forward along the treadmill and so the air over the wings would not move relative to the plane and so would not generate lift.

Of course it would. Planes don't need wheels to take off. The wheels have nothing to do with the power delivery of the engines! Planes are not cars they do not rely on drive from the wheels to move. The wheels could be going backwards at 500mph and all that the plane would suffer is some bearing drag.

why do you think (most) planes have to move forward to take off?

Because that is the most efficient way to take off and that's the direction they travel because of the engines thrust.

Are we seriously doing this?


 
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Are we seriously doing this?

Whenever I read a response like andrewh's I think, good troll, then I realise he might be serious, and it makes me sad..


 
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We are doing this but not necessarily seriously...
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however, yes the engines would push the plane 'forwards' but the treadmill would counteract that and it would remain stationary so no lift. The wheels have nothing to do with the engine, they are not conected in any way. However, the treadmill would cause them to turn in the wrong direction and stop the plane moving.
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you could in theory make it take off by putting a huge fan in front of it and blowing air over the wings, it would then take off from a standstill regardless of whether or not it was on a treadmill. If the treadmill worked do you not think aircraft carrier designers would have fitted them rather than enormous runways? Actually could a plane land on a treadmill?


 
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However, the treadmill would cause them to turn in the wrong direction and stop the plane moving.

How, exactly? The wheels are free-turning, so how can they stop the plane moving?

If the treadmill worked do you not think aircraft carrier designers would have fitted them rather than enormous runways?

Airplanes do need enormous runways. Whether those runways are made out of tarmac, water, ice, ball bearings or a giant treadmill is irrelevant. As long as the runway is long enough for the aircraft to reach takeoff speed, it'll take off.

I think you think we're talking about vertical takeoff - we're not.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 1:23 pm
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Mythbusters did this - here watch the plane take off then argue your case


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 1:29 pm
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A bit worrying that a (presumably) qualified pilot can be surprised by that.


 
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however, yes the engines would push the plane 'forwards' but the treadmill would counteract that and it would remain stationary so no lift. The wheels have nothing to do with the engine, they are not conected in any way. However, the treadmill would cause them to turn in the wrong direction and stop the plane moving.

Put a skateboard on a treadmill. Push the skateboard forward. What happens?


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 1:51 pm
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he is not a physicist though is he

How many racing drivers could explain the internal combustion engine


 
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I suppose - I'd hope he'd have a better understanding of thrust vs. drag, though.


 
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I'm not really sure how this would take off with or without a conveyor belt

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Posted : 13/07/2013 2:21 pm
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My favourite piece of esoteric Stw knowledge was a when forumer asked an obscure lift (as in elevator) related question. STW did not disappoint.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 2:29 pm
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Reading all these comments, I'm guessing the weather must be pretty rubbish in the uk just now?


 
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My favourite piece of esoteric Stw knowledge was a when forumer asked an obscure lift (as in elevator) related question. STW did not disappoint.

My first channelling of the STW-foo I wanted to know the hole size and pitch of the perforated metal sheets that are used on the gantries over the M25. Within a couple of hours I had the email address of the bloke that had designed them.


 
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What is a concrete poker actually for

It vibrates the wet concrete which makes any trapped air come to the surface which reduces voids increasing strength. It also helps the concrete flow into tight nooks and crannies and between the reinforcing.

HTH
🙂


 
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Reading all these comments, I'm guessing the weather must be pretty rubbish in the uk just now?

It's about 20 degrees and they're all wilting in darkened rooms


 
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Seems to me that folksmhaven't been clear about the role of the conveyor.

Imtought the whole point was that it kept the plane stationary


 
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Imtought the whole point was that it kept the plane stationary

But how would it do that? Unless you run it really, really fast so the wheel drag becomes significant, the speed of the treadmill doesn't matter.


 
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The same way a treadmill keeps,you stationary when you are running on it.


 
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That's only because your legs are driven - your cant run infinitely fast, and if you stop running you fall off. Wheels can rotate as fast as you like.


 
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So at what speed are people assuming the conveyoris running?


 
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Okay, a thought experiment:

Imagine an airplane on a treadmill, with engines under full thrust. The treadmill can be rotating as fast as you like.

Now imagine you put wheels on that treadmill - so the airplane is on the treadmill, and the treadmill is on wheels. Wat happens?

What happens if you bolt the airplane to the treadmill frame?


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 10:11 pm
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Ben DR mungus be trolling
He be many things but dumb aint one of them


 
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So at what speed are people assuming the conveyoris running?

Doesn't matter. There is no friction between the airplane and the treadmill, so it doesn't matter how fast or in which direction the treadmill is running.


 
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No, i just thik the problem has never been clearly defined


 
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Well, how would you define it? If the speed of the treadmill doesn't matter, the you can define it however you like, and it'll still have no effect on the result.


 
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How would i define it? Depends on the point i'm trying to make. What assumptions are being made. Seems to be the frictionless wheels which cause the issue


 
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Okay, they don't have to be frictionless - but now fast would the treadmill have to be going for the friction to be high enough to match the takeoff thrust of the engines? That's a lot of drag.

Okay,I'll accept that, if the treadmill is going at 1,000,000mph, the aircraft won't take off - because the wheels will explode.


 
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Yeah, i guess it is the conflation of the questions. Would a non whell driven vehicle move forward on a treadmill. If that bit can be ascertained,as it can be, then the question about flight is trivial


 
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Okay, here's a similar example. Imagine a bowling lane - you bowl a ball down the lane, it rolls to the end and hits the pins.

Now replace the lane with a treadmill - what happens if you try to bowl the ball down the treadmill?

It'll still roll happily along, won't it? It won't just stop dead.


 
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No, i understand that bit, the bowling ball would work much like the roll a penny machines in arcades, they roll but stay in position until they slow down then fall over


 
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Really? If you throw the ball forward onto the treadmill, it'll slow down until it's rotating just fast enough to exactly match the speed of the treadmill?

How does a bowling ball know how fast the treadmill is going?


 
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Have you seen the roll a penny machines? The bowling ball would either move forwards or backwards on the conveyor, depend on its kinetic energy / angular momentum. The penny roller has the belt matched to the average speed of the coin


 
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