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 tor5
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A hot toddy made with single malt and manuka honey?


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:03 pm
 ton
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just having a malt, in a strong black coffee.


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:05 pm
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Did you heat it on your wood burning stove with foraged oak, which you towed behind your rigid steel fat bike whilst drinking real coffee?


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:06 pm
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I got stung by a bee once, I paid £20 for a jar of honey. 😆

(that used to be a joke) 🙄


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:16 pm
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surely you have to start a what "single malt" thread first 😕


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:18 pm
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Good points. Clearly, for maximum points, one should match the honey and malt properly, have self-built the steel fatbike and use lemons grown organically in one's own orangery. One must try harder!


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:24 pm
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lemons grown organically in one's own orangery.

Except lemons don't grow in an orangery, they grow in a lemonry HA!


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:28 pm
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What a way to ruin a single malt


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:32 pm
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No mention of an Audi, a wood burner, a fancy watch or razor. Really not trying very hard are you 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:34 pm
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Obvz needs to be 3 fingers, no ice and no filler, whilst watching the Sunset.


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 6:34 pm
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I just bought some fancy honey from Tesco's, have to say its worth every penny lush stuff.


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 7:16 pm
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I *had* to stop at Tebay services today - no other services on the way home sell local, butcher made pies alongside organic fruit juices and fair trade coffee....


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 7:26 pm
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For a motorway service station Tebay is pretty good. I quite like raiding the shop for bread/cheese and various other overpriced lovely food and heading to Wet Sleddale for lunch.


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 7:34 pm
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Sentence should also start with 'so'


 
Posted : 29/12/2016 7:40 pm