[Closed] instant coffee

Doffs cap and goes to get a pint of gin and wash face.

You always do, Elf.

😀

And if I understand you correctly, would you praps be suggesting we join up for a suck on a gin-soaked rag in some seedy back alley somewhere in the near future? Sounds fantastic!

But it tastes like chipboard.

😆

Reminds me of this expensive single malt whisky a mate had some years back. He was all excited, poured some out, and we sipped with Great Expectations.

It tasted like peat.

I understand it was meant to taste like peat. But it wasn't very pleasant.

[img] [/img]

It's worth noting that there are a great many truly nasty cups of 'real' coffee from beans being drunk. Made from crap beans that've been left in a cupborad for 6 months in an open bag.

Once I'm over this flu, I'm all about the gin-soaked rags!

Excellent. Then we shall meet, drink and be probably quite ill due to the toxins in the gin which will have been made in less than acceptably sanitary conditions.

[img] [/img]