[Closed] inspired by comments in another thread.....What is in your top drawer at work?

crack pipe, lighter, crack

phil where do you work, I know I'm self employed but I want to come work with you

I don't have a draw at work...

loaded handgun, cable ties, gaffer tape, various currency, rohypnol, fake passport, tin of goose fat, CV

everyone seems to have more fun jobs than me by the sounds of it

manage a few mental health units, one of which is placing ex broadmoor patients into the community... a heavy crack addiction is the only way i get through the day 😆

We did this 4 years ago....

A pair of Bombers (pre-owned), some shoes that smell a bit funny, and a child's face.

ohhh i must stop pretending i take crack, someone will take me seriously soon. in my top drawer is the bible, i've had it signed by 2 nuns and 3 members of take-that to make it extra holy.

a child's face......I assume a picture???

your mum's knickers. your dad's balls.

which members of take that?? Surely if it's Jason Orange and Howard takes a little gloss off it

Pornography.

Phil - you told me you kept a locket of my fur in your top drawer!

mark, jason and barry... the 3 most important members.

yeti, what i didnt reveal is that the bible is like what you see in them there movies with the pages cut out to the shape of a yeti and its rammed full with your hair, on page 341 there is a map to barnsleymitch's secret stash of wool and a limerick about DezB's real name (Desmond Bexington the 3rd FYI)

uh the bromance between southern yeti and phil is appearing again lol

More seriously, I have:

A Singletrack calendar, a notepad (full), three pens (blue), a multi-bit screwdriver, £7.93 in assorted coinage, 1.3Gb of RAM in assorted DIMMage, three unidentifed power adapters, a pack of highlighter pens, a USB hub, a key to a car I no longer own, a 3.5" floppy disk (you never know!), a small stack of Post-Its in 'comfortable with my sexuality' colours, some raffle tickets (god only knows), a box of everlasting staples (I don't have a stapler), a 12" ruler that i don't use as a rule, five copies of SQL Server 2005 (assorted editions), two pins (for comedy value, I've been waiting four years now for someone to say "for two pins I'd...", still waiting), an envelope containing unclaimed expenses reciepts dating back to the early Jurassic, a knife / fork / spoon / teaspoon set, paracetemol tablets, ibuprofen tablets, vitamin C tablets, and a Homer Simpson key fob.

I should probably have a tidy out.

he won't touch me (in the sexual way) until i've lost 2 stone and am down to 1%body fat... and women thought they had it hard!

barry? is there a member of take that called Barry?

You can all join in 8)

couger you must have a massive draw...it's a very impressive haul......i would have more but i'v only had this desk for 5 months

barry garlow?

is he the brother of gary? I bet he is the brains behind the outfit

A stoat. Live, and angry. I use it for PE demonstrations with my year 10's.

couger you must have a massive draw

Well, I don't like to boast.

My drawer, on the other hand, is modestly proportioned. It contains an assorment of fairly small items.

The internet. In a box.

the internet in a box...that sounds like some sort of philosphy kind of statement................

couger i know i'm sow and everything,,,,,but i only just got that Lol 🙂

I tidied my desk drawer on Friday.

Had I known how bored and demotivated I'd be today, I'd have waited.

🙄

that's the problem with mondays

The Southern Yeti - Member

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-edPr-L70

You can all join in

Ah Yeti, so nice that you think of me 🙂

I've got some Smints, packet of tissues and a tube of Vaseline 😉

well that's a party just there

Well, given I went to the effort:

*One box business cards (my name)
*Two boxes business cards (contacts; people I'm stalking)
*One box change (coppers)
*One box change (silver, pound coins, five pound note)
*One box staples, paper clips
*One box ink cartridges, pencil sharpener
*Stapler
*Holepunch
*Pencils (Staedtler Noris, natch)
*Ball pens (x2)
*Fountain pens (x3)
*Sewing kit
*Inbuprofen (2 tablets remaining)
*Blackberry USB cable
*Blackberry headphones (part broken)
*Unwritten greetings card

I give this level of Freudian tidiness three days before it is again unusable....

Blimey, there's only a bottle opener in the pen tray. Who's bringing the beers?

ourmaninthenorth-------sewing kit explain??

Who's interesed in the continuing saga of Cougar's Drawers?

Excellent!

Middle drawer contains:

8Gb of server-spec DDR3 RAM (4x2Gb); two hard disks of unknown status; three CPUs (two P4s (Socket 478 and Socket T) and a Cereron D (also Socket T)); a 'flower' style HSF assembly; an actual SoundBlaster card (PCI vintage); 40- and 80-pin IDE cables; a VGA cable; a "3D Prophet II MX" AGP graphics card; a 3Com 3C905C NIC (PCI again); a phono-pair to phono-pair cable; a phono-pair to 3.5" jack cable; a phono-pair to bare wires cable (no, I don't know either); a CR2032 (CMOS) battery; instructions to various devices that I may or may not have owned once; a 3D puzzle of the 'get all the bits back in the box' variety; a couple od SATA cables; a CD-ROM audio cable (remember those?!); a CAT5 cable (probably works); an emergency dark chocolate Kit-Kat.

DezB - I got some new albums at the weekend.. can't remember a couple of their names... but I'm guessing you've already heard go F*** Buttons?

That's a man knows how to live (Cougar, that is).

Nope. I should check em then? Hey there's a CD in my top drawer.. John Maus "Love Is Real". Tis rubbish.

My middle drawer is my hardware graveyard drawer.

(along with most of the rest of my desk)

TSY - "Tarot Sport"? Liking the sound of that 🙂

4 years worth of pay slips
Pencil sharpner
Box of drawing pins
Pencils leads for mechanical pencil
Cotswold outdoor 2011 catalouge
Bottle of Olbas oil
torch
Phone Charger
A number of mintsauce cartoons
3 highlighters
DIY Stamp kit
a wire brush
box of christmas cards ready for later this year.
21p

ourmaninthenorth-------sewing kit explain??

It's a kit. For sewing.

Not really sure how else to put it.

😉

i have two desks in my office, that's 6 drawers in total.... 3 objects at random:

stanley knife

an imitation bratz doll

a prescription for sea-sickness tablets

Yep, that's the badger... Edit The other album is - These New Puritans - Hidden

I went freestyle in the LRS last Friday.

Here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for... *drumroll*... it's the third and final installment in the thrilling saga of Cougar's Drawers(tm)!

Third drawer contains; emergency coffee; emergency sugar; emergency tea bags; emergency ketchup; an air duster aerosol (non-emergency); a scouring pad; a spindle of blank CDs; an official, mandatory-use corporate branded mouse-mat (not while I've got a hole in my arse); a lump of unidentifiable black plastic something that came off something else and will probably be very important if I ever throw it away; a PC speaker on a flying lead for testing purposes (so I can check for POST beeps); the box my phone came in (so it can go back in it).

[i]an imitation bratz doll[/i]

Cheapskate.

Cheers Yeti, I grabbed Tarot from my emusic balance. [i]I went freestyle in the LRS last Friday.[/i] Having to decipher this one... 😐

It's a kit. For sewing.

It's for reattaching the limbs of his fallen enemies. Obviously.

couger - your drawers are thrilling!!

One question though...in draw 2 you said you had one of those get the puzzle back in the box................Is it all in the box the correct way??

I don't have a top drawer but my lorry does have a glove box so it contains...

Small map of UK
Map of London
ketchup
Brown sauce
Various chargers
Handbook for said lorry
Card for break down service

It would of had a copy of razzle but with the advent of the smartphone the jazz mag is almost redundant.

emergency coffee; emergency sugar; emergency tea bags; emergency ketchup;

My draw at work contains a spare tie, name badge, safety shoes, bakers hat, and then all the paperwork (crap junk) out of my pigeon hole. I have a weekly chore of moving it from my pigeon hole to my draw then once a year i empty the draw to the bin!

i have no idea where the doll came from, didnt know it was in there until i looked in it!

3 more random items:

berkshire shared services cleaning policy folder from when this place used to be a day hospital

a book on mass murderers (same drawer as the stanley knife)

an advert for prescription wigs

Haha... just went in with the aim of buying three things that I'd never heard of before based on recommendations of the Local Record Shop guy.

While sucklingmatt's getting to grips with sewing, the middle drawer:

*Bowls (x2, one clean, one not)
*Spoon
*Bag of muesli (opened)
*Practising certificate
*Corporate induction file (unread)
*Printed Rolling Stone article (subject: Vampire Squid Goldman Sachs)
*Napkins (unused)

and what did you get Yeti??

Would much prefer to be looking in Cougars mighty drawers right now.

My offering:

2010 Childrens BNF
2009 (March) BNF
A Pad of lined A4
A leaflet of the workings of the ear
A CD
A 'speech mike classic' instruction manual
An appointment card
Home monitoring Diabetes leaflets
1999 irectory of Diabetes care
A sign saying DR.Watson, with a DR. Close on the reverse.
2 x blood pressure cuff inflation bulbs
1 x pair of scissors
2 x pencils
1 x pen
1 x light pen
half a hearing aid
3 blank diabetes medical alert cards
21 paper clips

everyones draws are so much better than mine....i'm getting drawer envy!!

After watching 'The Walking Dead' at the weekend I may need to change from boring work stuff (holiday form/cheque books/post 'to do') and get one of these:

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My top drawer is one of those stationery trays. It's only ever opened half way... no matter how much force I use it won't open as far as other peoples.

So I have...

3 biros (1 x each of red, blue & black)
1 x Grubby plaster
1 x Spare Security pass
14 x assorted metal paper clips
1 x green plastic paper clip
2 x yellow highlighters
£3.84 in change
A pack of staples

&

[b]A MYSTERY[/b]

Wooooooo.

what's the mystery!!

I don't know!

If I knew it wouldn't be a mystery!

I think we should follow this up with a 'show us your desk' thread.

sucklingmatt - Member
and what did you get Yeti??

He got the [Rude word] Buttons and some others he can't remember.
No wonder I didn't understand. Local Record Shops aren't something I've done for about 20 years!

DezB - I remembered one of them... These New Puritans - Hidden

I like this one a lot.

Yeah, got that one - v good. I think there's a remix album too.

Not at desk but some things that are there:

20 pritt sticks (17 unused)
1 pack maltesers (unopened)
hammer
payslip from Oct 2006
some cd's with software on them for a now defunct operating system
a vhs video (will now never know what is on it(bet it was filth))
2 halfs of G-shock watches (different watches)
1 action man
1 sharp thing