There's me, there's beer, there's The Revenant on the telly box.
Which edible accompaniment should I be ringing for?
Bag of crisps and a DVD from Tesco.
Curry....
It's Friday and Friday means chippie!
Kebab.
Chicken. You can pretend you're eating something you've caught whilst watching a survival movie. The 4D experience!
Staying in means curry. Food coma and heavy fart session
The 4D experience!
In that case punch a few holes on a waste bin, put it on your head, and watch Fury.
Onion Bhajis, Chicken Madras and a few poppadoms/chappatis to boot 😆
Decision made; Rajasthani lamb, garlic naan, couple of poppadoms. Lovely.
A Chindiebab?
Kebab
Kebab- o- saurus, meat only... No bread or salad, just, hot, greasy slivers of delicious nose ends, ring pieces, flaps and foreskins..
With enough left over for breakfast
Pizza.
Enjoying a beer - Indian
Pissed - Kebab
Large Chicken Shish kebab in a wrap with chilli sauce. Actually healthy.
More importantly, the Revenent is on? free?
Pissed - Kebab
Yes indeed. Does anyone actually know what those kebabs taste like?
Curry. Best bet would have been a quality supermarket one but failing that takeaway.
Pissed - Kebab
One of the radio comedy shows, Goodmess Gracious Me (?) had a great sketch years ago on an entrepneurial business plan to do lunch time kebabs as the existing outlets never taste as good as the van sold ones at 2am 🙂
I feel like I should be standing up and saying this to a group in the back room of a village hall, but...
I am a teetotaller who eats kebabs.
All depends on the booze involved.
Lager, ideally Kingfisher, Tiger or similar (not fake stuff like Cobra) - Curry
Too many lagers / beers - Kebab
Chinese - white wine, cider, or maybe an Asian beer
Red wine - forget above, go Italian.
It's important.
<raises hand> We have kebabs sober as well. Absolutely love them..