MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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The kids are making the crackers, and need some jokes suitable for all the family..
Come STW, give us your best 😀
how do you make an apple puff.chase it round the garden 😉
what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Why were the baker's fingers brown?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Can you smell carrots
need some context. Are they for particular people?
e.g golfers
Why did (insert name here / the golfer) take two pairs of trousers to the course?
In case he got a hole in one
Was going to see that new film constipation at the weekend.
It's not out yet
how do you make a swiss roll??..............push him down a hill.
whats yellow and dangerous?..............shark infested custard.
what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr. dre
2 dyslexics in a car, one says "can you smell petrol?" The other one replies "I can't even smell my own name!"
whats yellow and dangerous?
A canary with root password.
Ha ha cougar..
Anyway, what has a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit
Whats Brown and Sticky?
A stick.
Was going to see that new film constipation at the weekend.It's not out yet
Dont bother, I heard it was crap
what do you call a troop of epilectic scouts in sleeping bags?
pack of wrigleys.
I got offered 8 venison legs in the pub today for £40, do you think it's too dear?
What do Gorillas sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky
What's 2 feet long and slippery?
A pair of slippers
what steams after it comes out of cows* backwards
Isle of Wight ferry
* yeah, what of it ?!
😆 Good work! keep em coming!