Estate Agents just handed us a bill for a £230 "tennant administration fee". Bear in mind we moved in just over a month ago, they still haven't fixed any of the things we noted that needed doing, and we've already bent over and taken it like a man with their 101 other fees.
Royal Mail, a bunch of lying, thieving, lady parts, who'd rather rob your parcle than deliver it.
Bankers, not content with sending the UK back to the fiscal stone age:
Two cards have stoped working recently, one chip and/or magnetic strip i could understand, but I dont believe they'd both fail, on the same account, twice in two months. I know you'r desperate for money but let me f****** spend mine. Now they appear to have stoped my rent payments. bunch of man part sucking fatcat tossers.
WTF!!!!!!
You'd win - they'd all be hanging onto your tail for the last 20 miles 😉
Recruitment Consultants.
Shower of ****s.
Letting agents would f*** the lot of them over. Then keep their deposit and lie about everything. The devil's own spawn.
Much as I feel your pain, the answer is.... none.
Hell does not exist.
Sorry.
naaa, I've got a ****ed knee and a sports car, I'd jsut do a "fat yorkshire chef" on their ass.
The Royal Mail would give up half way through the race, leaving a large pile of red elastic bands scattered in their passing. It would be neck and neck between the bankers and estate agents, but the estate agents would win purely on account of their over-sized tie knots.
Put your house on it. monster, monster.
I reckon all three of them will find, office wallahs who thieve off their employers by spending hours on cycling forums instead of doing the work which they are paid to do, already in hell.
hell (other denominational equivalents of Skegness are available)
I reckon all three of them will find, office wallahs who thieve off their employers by spending hours on cycling forums instead of doing the work which they are paid to do, already in hell.
As i am being shafted by my employer and will soon be out of work, best use of work facilities is surfing the net job hunting.
You have a lot of anger for such a young man 😉
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR.........Dont make me MAD!!!!!!!!!! 😉
yeh ernie 😆
Trafigura.
Glasgow taxi drivers
None of them.
Solicitors will be a late entry and romp home easily.
I have sleepless nights as proof of this. I could bomb each and every one of the idle, useless, thieving, remorseless, slow, over complicated chunts to pieces. No, really I could.
None of the above.
- MP's
- Local Government cutting back your local services whilst looking at ways to increase your council tax.
- Ever dealt with someone in a job centre/unemployment place? Treat you like your a snide money thiever when in reality your a proud person in the lowest place in your head and financially.
Finally.
- Anyone who works in an animal testing lab.
[i]Finally.
- Anyone who works in an animal testing lab. [/i]
I take it you mean for cosmetic purposes etc, rather than scientific research?
I F*cking hate letting agents.
Had a problem in the bathroom that after 9month of messing me about still wasnt sorted.
I solved the problem by stopping my standing order and going in the the estate agents shop with photos of the offending bathroom and a list of the problems with the estate agent and explaining the situation to every customer that came in the door.
Needless to say renovation work was underway in 48hrs.
everytime our upstairs neighbour takes a bath, it rains in our bathroom letting agents are almost as low as james martin imho
AndyP. Any, sorry. I can't agree with it. Theres thousands of hours of arguement in this subject alone. I dont care for it though.
Recruitment Consultants.Shower of ****.
+1
Absolute charlatans.
[i]AndyP. Any, sorry. I can't agree with it. Theres thousands of hours of arguement in this subject alone. I dont care for it though. [/i]
ah well. I'm sure I will be met at the gates of hell by hundreds of rats and a few marmosets. Worth it for the lives I've helped save...:)
In the absence of Hell, lets settle for Hull.
I believe news journalists should be buried upright.
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AndyP. Any, sorry. I can't agree with it. Theres thousands of hours of arguement in this subject alone. I dont care for it though. "
I take it you tend to avoid taking anything medicinal when you're ill, hey? I can't imagine you'd be such a hypocrite...
Mr Woppit, did you read my post? This subject has thousands of hours of cul de sac arguements on both sides. Starting at a GCSE level debating arguement on a forum isnt going to help anyone. There was discussion on another site about animal 'Terrorists'. One poster admitted to owning a dog and working for a supplier that managed supply of dogs for research.
Again, as an animal lover do I have to agree or like someone who works in such an industry.
If I met you and you told me you experiment on live animals I'd politely move away from you.
Its a belief. Hey, get used to it. Not everyone will agree with what you do and not everyone is a rabid-type smelling of wee with pictures of mauled foxes stood on the high st asking for signatures.
Edit- I wont be replying to this arguement, so feel free to labour/exhaust yourself without me.
I am a banker... But I'm pretty slow on the descents and it's pretty much all downhill to hell isn't it. So probably not me.
Mr WoppitMuch as I feel your pain, the answer is.... none.
Hell does not exist.
Sorry.
Atheists will be the first against the wall 😉
Surely bankers were just doing their job. It's the top level people that tell the bankers what to do are to blame... 😉
If you think about it,..
If it wasn't for the post..
The letters from the Bank charging you immensley for going overdrawn
and the extortioate fees charged by them other barstewards in estate agencies would never reach you..
Harbingers of doom ?
Don't go overdrawn? Strange concept.
Extortionate fees from Estate agents? Maybe Estate agents should charge a smaller, more reasonable fee and you should be selling your house to a buyer at a similar price to what you paid for it?
Why am I saying this? Just stating there are always two sides to an argument.
Marketing/Advertising executives - Take one ideal, lets say 'Love', now associate it with something vile and dirty, like 'Macdonalds', now spend millions convincng stupid people that the two are synonymous. Now snort 2 grams of cocaine off a 2 grand a night hookers stomach.
Now sleep like a baby, free from any worries or guilt.
See also associating outdoorsy types with big eff off 4x4's.
Marketing/Advertising executives who work for Pharma/medical sales companies? 🙄
Having just been gazumped on a house and being a few hundred quid out of pocket I would say estate agents.
snivelling, lying little f-bags
Another vote for estate agents. The last lot I had to deal with were atrocious - they'd be on the phone to you within seconds of a bill being due but when it actually came to them doing any work, it would have been easier for me just to rebuild the house from scratch.
I'd add in a late vote for credit card companies as well, they'd be neck and neck with the bankers, it might even be a tie to the gates.
Saying that. House across from us- for sale board up. Said to missus 'interested to find out how much' (it wasnt on their website and agent said currently under offer when pressed). sold sign went up the next day and WITHIN two weeks a family who own 4 private taxi's were moving in. Now, my query is, was the house really advertised on the open market or was it one of those 'passed onto someone for a fee' types? Previous owners moved out and into a nursing home.
"Slip and trip" compensation lawyers would lap the lot of em !
animal rights activists