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My neighbour has started building a ****ing high fence (on her land), the only possible purpose of which can be to stop me seeing the garden from my external landing. Her spoilt brats sometimes play in it while she shouts at them.
Should I be offended at this implied "beast" allegation?
FWIW I have heard her hubby's a drug dealer (plumber in £400K house), maybe I could erect some appropriate "just say no" signs?
You need planning permission for any fence over 1m tall - check she's got it?
I did wonder - I thought that was boundary fences only? Would I get ID'd from it?
I quite fancy that as my street is full of curtain twitching idiots, revenge would be nice. Bitch complained about the view from her house of a new gas line on the side of my my house FFS!
In fact the Doctor who complained about my skip has submitted an app for renewing his iron railings.
*starts drafting objections*
Seems you're popular with your neighbours. Which comes as no surprise. 😛
we did the same thing (it was their fenceline) so we didn't have to see their bloody nosy kids. Popped up a 6 footer a few inches inside the existing 3 footer.
Count your blessings.
You need planning permission for any fence over 1m tall - check she's got it?
Thought that was only for fences onto the road/footpath?
My neighbour has started building a ****ing high fence (on her land), the only possible purpose of which can be to stop me seeing [s]the garden[/s] her sunbathing topless from my external landing
FTFY.
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You live down south don't you? 😉
Can't you just pop in SEAL "Team six" style? 😆
Are her kids fit then?
Yossarian wind :chapeau:
Gary she's a footballer's wife in a bad way - think fake tan, skin knackered from sun-beds & probably sagging breasts *voms*
Perhaps you could construct a Berlin wall style watchtower out of wooden chip forks and UHU, for example.
CCTV / Webcams are the way forward.
HTH
Gary she's a footballer's wife in a bad way - think fake tan, skin knackered from sun-beds & probably sagging breasts *voms*
**Shudder** So more Saturday pub team WAG rather than a Premiership one then?
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Al having a chat with her:
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thegreatgrapeape comes 2nd
Gary - yes
can be to stop me seeing the garden from my external landing.
WTF is an external landing?
A viewing platform
Is it really implied? Probably just inferred eh? Just saying.
she isn't implying you are a beast, she just doesn't like it when you are visible.
Offer to build the fence for her.
Good language skills Turner *salutes* there was an element of humour in my post.
plumber in a 400k house? He must be rubbish or honest.
I was just thinking "drug dealer in a 400k house?,must be rubbish"
Geoffj - sounds like it's at the back so 2 metres high max
WTF is an external landing?
Trampoline
Isn't an 'external landing' what you experience when fall out of the upstairs window due to leaning out too far to have a perv at your next door neighbours leathery saggy t!ts when she's in her garden?