Do i
get up and go feast
Eat the mrs
MTFU
The dip thread set it all off!
Button it, fatty
All three - MTFU, get out of bed, and cook the wife....
Eat the fluff out of your belly button , if that doesn't satisfy go ratch in the wifes 🙂
Raid the fridge for all the out of date left-overs from chrimbo'. The doritos and dip were lovely. 😀
Eat the wife the fishy taste may suppress your appetite.
Classic FWP.
Nuts
The mrs had the nuts earlier so she's gonna be salty at the moment rather than fishy. 😉
The mrs had the nuts earlier so she's gonna be salty at the moment rather than fishy.
I beg your pardon I presumed she was on the Scampi Fries 😀
A bowl of pickled onions and some cocktail sticks so the wife can enjoy would seem the classy solution.
School boy humour ! Fnar fnar
Just go and have some rwhites lemonade and be done with it
MODS!
I must be tripping...
ROCKERS!
MTFU. Tell your Mrs. to get up and make you a sandwich! 😉
Doesn't everyone have some emergency chocolate/sandwiches/chicken fajitas stashed in their bedroom?