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....and the staff have all just put Santa hats on.
Ho ho ****ing ho
Leave.
Tell them why, and leave.
I would.... but I'm here to meet some folks.
bah humbug.
I'd get out of there quick. Wasted two years of my live in Derby when I spent an afternoon there last week!
you need some antlers--- then just crap on the floor
Which one?
Wasted two years of my live in Derby when I spent an afternoon there last week!
That's some serious time travel there - existing for 712 days in the space of an afternoon!
Which bar is it? I'll hop on the bus and go and smack them 👿
Ah but it's Derby so it is Christmas 1999 we are celebrating, big occasion this millennium thingy, got to stretch it out a bit, all our abacuses are going to crash in a few months time and then how will we count our flock?
Went to Uni in Derby.
My favourite memory is the graffiti which read 'I'm leaving Derby because I can spel' (sic)
You need to know when and where in any town!
Wingnuts & Spacemonkey. That all plays to my revision of Einstein - time is not relative to size but to sh@tness of experience...
J