[Closed] I'm having the most Singletrack birthday ever!

No log burner, Audi or Border Terrier pup?

Passat estate here, log burner being installed on Monday (we've just moved house).

So we have to go wood shopping today, obviously 😆

Happy birthday!

You're going to get wood?

Nice.

wallop, I have a few rubble sacks of parquet offcuts looking for a home - dry as you like - currently in my storage unit in Broomhill (Alligator).

EDIT: D'oh...happy birthday!! Drop me a DM on twitter if you want them.

You haven't woken up in a bivvy then ridden your fat bike home for an organic free range tofu breakfast?

Happy birthday matey! I wondered why you were posting so early!

Picolax and an argument would seem like a more stw gift.

Had a pointless argument with a motorist who cgas about you or your opinion? Maybe later......

I don't care for watches and don't even know what an aeropress is, but nothing says love like a custom shock tune.

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday WALLOP

Cheers guys!

And DD - yes please! - will DM.

Happy Birthday 😀

Richie: [Reading a piece of paper, given to him by Eddie as a birthday present] "Madame Swish, 3:30". Oh Eddie, you haven't! Oh, what a pal you are! Madame Swish! Ooh! Aah! God, at last, I'm really gonna do it! And on my birthday as well!
[Sniffs paper]
Richie: Ooh! I wonder what she's like!
Eddie: She's a dead Cert, mate. A real stayer.
Richie: Really?
Eddie: Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick! So she'll think I'm great! Oh what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I'll need a tenner.
Richie: A tenner? Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Um, well, no. In that case, it's a tenner each way.
Richie: [Surprised] Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second, or third, won't you?
Richie: [Aghast] Well, how many people are gonna be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie: [Yells] What?
Eddie: Well, it's Kempton!
Richie: Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by 3:30!
Eddie: You don't have to, mate! It'll be on the telly!
Richie: [Terrified] They're gonna televise it? What if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well, what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Eddie: [shouting] A horse?
Eddie: Yeah!
Richie: [shouting] Madame Swish is... is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well, what d'you think it was?
Richie: [Disappointed] Oh no, nothing, nothing. I was just checking.
Eddie: I have given you a red hot tip!
Richie: [shouting] I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there?

Happy birthday. Was there Wogan coffee included with the Aeropress for max points?

Huh Huh! Shopping for wood. Huh huh!

Happy birthday though, I hope the watch is suitably niche...

Haven't tried Wogan coffee yet, sadly. At the moment we are buying beans from the guy who has a little coffee van at the bottom of Park Street. Very nice!

Sandwich jr has to bring back Wogan beans when he comes home (well what was home, some West Country Jezebel has turned his head and I suspect trips to Ipswich will become less frequent). Rips blend is quite a good one. Theres another roaster on the other side of the road and up a bit from Wogan but they're mail order only. They are on the list to try.

Hippo birdy.

Madame Swish, I'd forgotten about that scene. Ridiculous and makes me laugh every time.

I don't remember it but it tickled me today 😆

Happy Birthday Wallop! 🙂

Did Tudor watches take over all your birthday cards?

The custom shock tune is for a Singlespeed semi-fat bike isn't it ?

Hippy bathday

I'm jealous of your stwness

Not for a fat bike, but an Orange Five which I think is in 3rd place behind a fat bike and a Santa Cruz....

Good stuff 🙂 happy birthday

Hope you're having a nice birthday OP and you had a nice time getting some wood. 🙂

Yep, got some nice wood 8)

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Haven't tried Wogan coffee yet, sadly. At the moment we are buying beans from the guy who has a little coffee van at the bottom of Park Street. Very nice!

What origin are those beans? 😀