Because they were no wafers in my KitKat... WTF is this country coming to?
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/woman-gets-waferless-kitkat-demands-083724210.html
The loss I have suffered is of monetary and emotional significance
I'm gonna sue you for a lifetime supply of chocolate...
No need, Charlie.
Just give him back his everlasting gobstopper.
It's the final test.
Getting a solid bar of chocolate without the wafer or biscuit in was always the dream. She hit the chocolate jackpot and she's complaining - how joyless is her life that she didn't go round the house telling her great victory to anyone that would listen?
Or:
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The girl is clearly insane.
A waferless kitkat is a thing of joy and a surprise to be treasured.
I must write to Nestle and ask them to send me all their wafer free rejects, which I would dispose of*.
*[i]free of charge[/i]
Let her sue, she needs to know the difference between right and wrong...
And be charged for the privilege.
😛
"Law student".
So this is going to pop up when her prospective future employers Google her name.
Is that incredibly stupid or a stroke of genius?
Must be a publicity stunt by her. To the rest of us normal people she appears to be unreasonable and an knob (swear filter would edit what I wanted to say) but to a law firm she is probably just the kind of person they want - able to make a molehill into a mountain for more compensation for their client and fees for them. Just think of 25% of a lifetime supply of kit kats for the firm.
Good proof reading on the article also "But when she opened the bars to find them [b]waterless[/b],"
Law Student.....sounds like she's done a module on 'duty of care' and wants to show everyone how clever she is.
Moron.
PS - Fingerless Kitkats are things to be savoured.
If I were Nestlé I'd send her a free pack of chocolate-less wafers to set the balance right.
(There's precedence here; I remember years ago some assclown whining to That's Life about an Aero with no bubbles in it. Rowntree (I think it was then) responded by sending them a pack of air.)
I had a stick of Kit Kat once. It was half just chocolate and half filled with wafer. I ate it.
Nobody knew this until now. Isn't the Internet fantastic?
Everything that nobody gives an absolute shit about can now be found out by people from all over the world.