Wonderful understatement from the staff member
BBC News - Monkey found at Cambuslang rail station reunited with family
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-57374984
In case the forum is monkeying around still
We found your monkey but unfortunately it died after slashing itself to bits on a tin of peaches!
Surely you’d take the lid completely of the Tin?!?!
Surely you’d take the lid completely of the Tin?!?!
That did occur to me too
reunited with his family
Is that fluffy code for reclaimed by its owner? I'm deeply suspicious of people who keep primates as pets, despite feeling the urge to get myself one (I won't, don't worry, but can see the appeal... don't do it folks).
It's a very naughty monkey.
It needs a good spanking.
I'm guessing that they were always giving in to it, and decided that George Michael had the right idea with the necessary next step.
Surely you’d take the lid completely of the Tin?!?!
Perhaps it opened the tin itself.... 🧙♂️