[Closed] If you were to choose your own nickname what would it be?

dabble

no idea. Dont nicknames usually come from some twisted collision of illogic and circumstance? To try and forcibly make one rather makes a nothing of it.

Cougar?

#radicalsuggestion

Fats

Cheeses.

Cheeses of Nazareth.

I hope you're about 6 stone dripping wet Loddrik 🙂

Eagle Lead Commander General

Drac.

Binners

always a subject that reminds me of a twonk from Uni who called himself Gadget because he had all the toys (spoilt twonk, too). No one ever called him that, they did call him a lot of other stuff.

Nicknames aren't for self making. However, [url=

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I've always fancied the nickname Glupton1975

[s]hora[/s] Saville

*nearly chose something really embarrassing there

Hammerstein.....

I'm kinda happy with the one I was given/earnt, which also happens to be my username on most things, but I do like the idea of 'nobody' after all nobodies perfect......

Gadget.

Haha, Alright FIG?

Edited as cougar's watching.

'Tripod'

Hora.

Edit:

hora Saville

*nearly chose something really embarrassing there

Bollocks.

Captain m'lud brainybox.

Fred the Bra

King Megadong Uberlong of the planet Schlong

Sex God, it would be ironic.

Ramrodshagnasty!

Captain Mubbers or Marin.

Max Power

Buzz. Duh!

Twelve inch Chunky 😉

Big Balls.

Nicholas Name.

I suppose I already did... Probably more people think of me as northwind or northy than think of me as andrew.

I am known by my nicknames so much so I changed my name via deed poll to it, should be interesting at my wedding as no one really knows in my family.

One of my best friends who unfortunately is no longer with us once asked to be called doughnut. It was the most random thing ever. Here's to you doughnut (John)

Jekyll! Which has been my Internet handle since year dot, but some bugger who never posts got there before me on here.

My nickname used to be psycho on account of my short temper and perchance for being extremely unpredictable. I thought it was cool then but it was only as I grew up a bit and it followed me round I realised it was a bad thing.

So something nice.

Fluffy.

Iceman. Or Maverick. One of those.

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But not Goose, cos that's crap.

Fingertips or Fingers (for short)..

not wwaswas there's not a person alive who says it right in their head when reading it.

weekendworrier. Maybe.

God.

i had a mate we all called Fingers. he got his name because if you watched him skin up he would get really nervous and his fingres would start shaking so much he would deposit most of the spliff on the floor.

One that always pleases me.
Mate worked with someone called Wayne Bruce.
He was called Manbat.

'[b]Looper[/b]' would do nicely, based on recent evidence.

Wheelie technique...

😳

not wwaswas there's not a person alive who says it right in their head when reading it.

I must have a mental block about this - FFS how are you supposed to say it? w - was - was?

OP,

Earl

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I think it is
Double U Double u aswas

not wwaswas there's not a person alive who says it right in their head when reading it.

"Wi-woz-woz"?

I have 3 (offical ones, not pure insults) depending on where you know me from, it's been entertaining over the years as mixed groups of friends discover I have more than one, but in all honesty I like my given name.

I have 3 (offical ones, not pure insults) depending on where you know me from, it's been entertaining over the years as mixed groups of friends discover I have more than one, but in all honesty I like my given name, though it's hardly ever used.

I knew a bloke who joined two separate motorcycle clubs.

Independently, they both nicknamed him 'Death Wish'.

This didn't seem to bother him, which I suppose said it all, really.

A friend is known by all as "the daddy". He's as wide as he is tall, a fine front row player and well known doorman. I don't know anyone else who could pull a nickname like that off, but it's the best I know of.
The only one I've ever had not derived from my family name was "Shoe".

This thread reminds me of a regrettable former colleague who was nicknamed "Vimto".

[i]"'coz naebody likes Vimto."[/i]

Some more people I know...

Neon - Cause he once proudly declared he was 6 foot exactly. And he is a tube of a man...

10 to 2 - Cause when standing up straight his toes point out the way.

Bungalow Bill - He bought the first bungalow in the town, about 30 years ago...

Loads more when I have time.

federalski - Member

One that always pleases me.
Mate worked with someone called Wayne Bruce.
He was called Manbat.

I like. 🙂

Elfinsafety

I know a bloke referred to as "18 months". He has 1 and a half ears...works best in bristolian.

Rachel

One of my mates when I did my apprenticeship was know as "B.U.F.F" It was also the nickname of the B-52...

Also had a mate at Uni who arrived complete with new nickname "Stacko", all became a bit embarrassing when we discovered a mate of his was also at Uni with us and said he had never heard it in all the 15 years he'd known the bloke.