Forum menu
If we go for a Swis...
 

[Closed] If we go for a Swiss Brexit....

Posts: 17266
Full Member
Topic starter
 

I didn't want this to get lost in the big thread so feel free to delete once I get my answer!
Will the tax on the belgian chocolates I sell go up?
Will I be able to retire anywhere I want in the eu?


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:20 pm
Posts: 953
Full Member
 

You'll be a chocolate oligarch and live a life of luxury until the newly combined super power of the united states of North Korea invade us.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:30 pm
Posts: 3073
Full Member
 

leaving the EU is like making love to a beautiful woman?


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:31 pm
 Leku
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

[img] /revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/234?cb=20090430230632[/img]


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:33 pm
 igm
Posts: 11869
Full Member
 

It's like normal Brexit but with Toblerone. So that'll be no to the Belgian.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:35 pm
 Leku
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

Will the tax on the Belgian chocolates I sell go up?

Yes.

Will I be able to retire anywhere I want in the eu?

Only if you are considerably richer than everyone else.

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:35 pm
Posts: 4224
Free Member
 

bollocks. My Swiss Tony jokes were better but too slow. I hate going second.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:36 pm
Posts: 4689
Full Member
 

Mmm swiss brexit.

I can see my local co-op needing a bigger safe.

[img] [/img]
(as seen in the co-op in some scruffy town in CH a couple of weeks ago)

In answer to your OP: 1.Yes, 2.No


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:40 pm
Posts: 3073
Full Member
 

johnx2 - Member

bollocks. My Swiss Tony jokes were better but too slow. I hate going second.

yeah, but it's all about timing ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:40 pm
Posts: 4224
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

That's one thing about Switzerland. The flag's a big plus.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:43 pm
Posts: 23490
Full Member
 

I hate going second.

Much the same as when making love to a beautiful woman


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:47 pm
 Leku
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 2:47 pm
Posts: 46007
Free Member
 

Does this also mean reintroduction of national service?


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 4:50 pm
Posts: 17266
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Oh don't tempt Nigel.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 4:52 pm
Posts: 4689
Full Member
 

Does this also mean reintroduction of national service?

...along with mandatory rifle ownership, bunker digging and bridge charge laying?
I refuse to speak german with a swiss accent. I'll sound like Clouseau!


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 4:53 pm
 igm
Posts: 11869
Full Member
 

They have a mountain bike regiment in the army I think


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 5:12 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

And useless knives.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 5:22 pm
Posts: 4224
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

Nah, lots of uses. Cutting things, probably.


 
Posted : 19/09/2017 5:31 pm