[Closed] If someone sat on your face how would you react?

What about if someone shat on your dace?

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I'd stick my tongue out...

What about if someone shat on your dace?

If they scat on my mace as well we'd nearly have a Dr Seuss book.

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Beaten to it by flash

There are different types of 'someone'.

Eric Pickles for instance....

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Depends on who it is, obvs! 😀

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^^^^^^^
Like this.

Yeah very dependent on the person, my reaction would be quite different if it was Scarlett? Johansson or John Prescott

Scarlett? Johansson on John Prescott?

now thats just weird

No one sits on me face unless I allow them to ... 😆

Dunno but if they peddle my ears my tongue will go faster!!

The best of times. The worst of times. People are not physically equal, in so many ways. You really don't want nasty surprises.

jivehoneyjive - Member
I'd stick my tongue out...

Makes you pink.

Makes you pink indeed

You sir, are a cunning linguist!

Makes you pink.

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I'd have to learn how to breath through my ears pretty quickly.
Of course, it would really depend on who it is in the first place; in the case of Eleanor Tomlinson, I'd take a long time learning...

Thanks Louise.

Dunno but if they peddle my ears my tongue will go faster!!

Not sure how selling your lugs will make a difference?