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If you can bounce in six inch heels all night,
and still walk home in your bare feet;

If you can keep two passions burning bright;
and see if there's still some romance in defeat,

If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan,
or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,

If you know you're easily the better man,
when side by side with suits in just a skirt;

If you can party in the summer rain,
with kamakaze midgies in the mud,

Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain,
of seeing in the new year in the scud;

If you can wait and wait for 1p change,
then proudly give the lot to charity;
and know for certain it's not strange,
to call yer lunch dinner and yer dinner tea,

If you can handle folk to call you Jock,
then you'll have really earned your irn bru,

You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock,
and what is more
You'll FEEL PHENOMENAL too!!

Irn Bru adverts are quality.


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 8:14 pm
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Watching X Factor too?


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 8:16 pm
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Unfortunately. Tempted to go look for pins to stick in my eyes and ears though.


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 8:17 pm
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I thought this was going to have some Lindsay Anderson content 😥

D.


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 8:40 pm
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Wagner's version of Creep was pretty good.

He is now killing Addicted to Love though.


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 8:51 pm
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This has had more killing in it than the opening sequence of saving private ryan.


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 8:57 pm
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Very good.

This poster ad had a mate of mine actually lying on the ground hyperventilating after crying with hysterical laughter from just seeing it.

He had to avoid the street near his home, where the poster was. If he spied anything that looked similar in the distance, he would have to turn round and use a different route. He would suddenly have hysterical laughing fits from just remembering it. It did become a bit worrying at one stage. Took him ages to get over it.

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Posted : 27/11/2010 9:13 pm
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Or, considering the weather...


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 9:23 pm
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And there was I looking for another IndiFab creation... 🙁


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 9:24 pm
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Ambrose - wrong forum mate. 😉


 
Posted : 27/11/2010 9:28 pm