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[Closed] If Mario Kart was real...
What would be your weapon of choice?
I'm torn. I was thinking red shells for multiple nobbers on the road, but I'm going with blue shell and saving it for those really special moments, when someone really boils my piss.
only in japan!
My god. The hours I've spent on Mario Kart / Mario 64
Hmm... is it wrong to want to buy a Nintendo 64 in your late thirties?
I kept mine - took it into work the other day, bunch of 30 something blokes instantly regressed to their teenage years.
Ref the OP - lightning strike, obvs
Banana skins for those idiots that so desperately want to see every spec of dirt on your rear number plate.
A massive mushroom that makes you huge and then plays that special tune, I'd love that to happen as I go down the M5 every day with all the twunts who just sit in the middle lane!
Surfmatt has every record going.
Another vote for banana skins here. Could do with some of the shortcuts most days too
Bullet Bill for when you need to make progress.