[Closed] Idiot mate!

Is there another choice that I can't see?

Take your wife.

uninvite them again

+1

Tell your wife they are prostitues so don’t count.

Tell him to get shot of the birds, well out of order

[i] uninvite them again

+1 [/i]

and the thick bloke too.

Everyone knows you don't take girls to Berlin, just pick up cheap prozzi's while your there 😉

what would you do as guys that you can't do in front of your wife/friends ladymates?

geoffj - Member
Is there another choice that I can't see?
Take your wife.

She;s already pissed off now and won't want to go! I do think we need to tell him to tell his lady friends he made a mistake! He's a singleton and a bit of a social inept, perhaps he totally missed the idea that it's meant to be a boy's holiday? The type where you sit around drinking beer making sexist comments and seeing who can fart the loudest. No matter who they are, a couple of girls in the mix are going to mess up the rhythm of it all!

philconsequence - Member
what would you do as guys that you can't do in front of your wife/friends ladymates?

Shut up! If you don't get it then don't reply 🙂

a boy's holiday? The type where you sit around drinking beer making sexist comments and seeing who can fart the loudest. No matter who they are, a couple of girls in the mix are going to mess up the rhythm of it all!

again, you need better wimmin in your lives. some of them find farting hilarious and are more sexist than us men

The type where you sit around drinking beer making sexist comments and seeing who can fart the loudest.

Think I'd rather go with the girls. 🙂

I do think we need to tell him to tell his lady friends he made a mistake

I think you need to tell your missus that he made a mistake too. Can't see why she'd have cause to be pissed off unless she thought it was just you not inviting her.

what would you do as guys that you can't do in front of your wife/friends ladymates?

A blokes weekend away (or 'Manfests') are a perfectly legitimate activity and to blurt out the sort of behaviour that takes place on a public forum might well ruin everything. For everyone.

ahhhhh 😉

i seeee....

like that time you woke up from a druken state, got on the floor, bit my toe then got back on the sofa to fall asleep again 😆

erm... yeah, something like that.

Oh, and crying.

I was amazed going away on a stag do with 20 odd men to hamburg how many of which happily married men happily ran very quickly into the arms of a whore.
I myself declined to participate 8)

Boys trip to Berlin, mate has set up a facebook page and invited 12 or so boys after some informal chats about doing a long weekend for the guys.

You seem to flit between "guys" and "boys" i think once you have sorted out whether it the boys or the guys you may be able to sort the birds out.

I always prefer to go away with the lads.

I myself declined to participate

Probably for the best, they'd probably have preferred a prostitute anyway.

I was amazed going away on a stag do with 20 odd men to hamburg how many of which happily married men happily ran very quickly into the arms of a who

I might add it's a somewhat more tame and respectful bunch so zero chance of any lady of the night or coke encounters! It's not for that reason it's a boys holiday... it's just a vibe! And the guy that invited the girls really should have picked up on it!

Looks like I'm just going to leave it as the guy organising is too soft to suggest the other one uninvites his female friends, what a load of wet leaves!

Frees up that weekend for some fun biking no doubt!

ran very quickly into the arms of a whore.

They were doing it wrong. 🙄

For the record, the OPs mate is a complete moron, he should definitely be forced to uninvite the girls.

One doesn't take ones own sandwiches to a buffet. 😉

philconsequence - Member

what would you do as guys that you can't do in front of your wife/friends ladymates?

You weren't recently invited to a boy's weekend in Berlin recently, invited a woman and now seem to be getting a frosty reception from the other members of the party by any chance?

I might add it's a somewhat more tame and respectful bunch so zero chance of any lady of the night or coke encounters!

You wee bunch of fannies!!! 😆

you need better wimmin in your lives

This !

Even more so if your wife actually is pissed off because some other bloke invited some other woman and you had nothing to do with it.

See now I thought that all of this groom snorting coke from a hookers foo foo were urban myths!!!

Publicly publishing plans for a weekend away seems to be a fundamental error here.
Couldn't have just called each other to arrange it?

punch him in the goolies

One doesn't take ones own sandwiches to a buffet.

What if you are vegetarian?

Publicly publishing plans for a weekend away seems to be a fundamental error here.
Couldn't have just called each other to arrange it?

That's a lot of ringing around for 12 people I'd have thought?

Saying she's pissed off is a bit strong, but you should get the point of what I'm saying! How can a guy miss the obvious though, when everyone that's invited is one of the old gang of chaps. Ah well... maybe he's really trying to get his end away with one of them, just be better if he did it in his own time!

maybe this bunch of lads are missing a trick and this couple of lassies could be a couple of right go-ers.

Hah jekkyl that's another thing, I've seen a photo on the facebook page and if all is considered, she'd probably pass for a bloke so it might not even be such an issue! 🙂

punch her in the goolies

That's a lot of ringing around for 12 people I'd have thought?

I really don't know how we used to manage 😉

I really don't know how we used to manage

Without the internet? Surely you could only manage gatherings of up to 4 people at once?

Yeah same here (stag to Barcelona). Even the stag visited a prostitute. And snorted coke off her bare flesh.

Err good luck with that marriage.

No, lads trip is for lads only. Tell the girls to do one!

Without the internet? Surely you could only manage gatherings of up to 4 people at once?

yeah but we got round that by going 3 times

yeah but we got round that by going 3 times

Ingenious.

the guy that invited the girls really should have picked up on it!

So hang on. You're saying you're going on a lads' do, but there hasn't actually been any mention of it being a lads' do? So this lad's crime is basically not to be psychic?

Does everyone else actually think the same thing, or is it just you that's got the wrong end of the stick? Have you spoken to them? Ie, you've all discussed it with each other apart from the lad in question? And no-one wants to tell him? Jesus, great bunch of mates.

Do a fake rearrange so the birds end up at different airport. That would be immense if you pulled it off. Blame it all on your daft pal obviously...
😆

Do a fake rearrange so the birds end up at different airport

Do a real arrange so that you all go off on the planned holiday, and the mate has to explain to two girls why he appears to have engineered a fictitious group holiday and it's actually just the three of them.

Right, we're nearly there I think.. Let the girls go, then when you're there, ditch your 'mate' with zee chicks, hey Presto everybody gets what they want. Boom and the dirt is gone.
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The type where you sit around drinking beer making sexist comments and seeing who can fart the loudest.
Think I'd rather go with the girls.

Aaaaful banter on your mates part. FB page was an error like, but still ur mate shoulda known better. Bords on a lads holiday - nah.

Sounds like the twonk at my work who when he hears we're having a team night out (the boss comes and sticks his hand in his pocket the whole night) invites any woman with a pulse who walks past the team because the smelly old fart thinks he's a player, but doesn't tell anyone in the team so they get ditched when we go to whatever eatery we've got a table booked at.

Last time it happened the young lass from finance wore a short skirt and he spent about £100 on cocktails for her, clever girl

Tell you what, you lot go off on your entirely homoerotic boys weekend, and I'll take the girls. Sorted.

Message girls on FB expalining the situation and see if they fancy declining the invite?

Massage girls on FB, explain the situation and see if they fancy the invite?

😯

what would you do as guys that you can't do in front of your wife/friends ladymates?

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This is easy. All the lads less the idiot pulls out. Don't tell the idiot. Arrange alternative trip elsewhere.
Idiot and grilies book trip and he goes away with the 2 chicks, alone.
Lads get to indulge without fear of prying eyes, hopefully idiot gets some action with one or both. 😀
Result.

Instead of going with , rather take your wife somewhere nice for the weekend. 💡

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Maybe I'm a boring old fart but I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities. Going away for climbing, caving, skiing, rugby, mountainbiking ... fine. But what is there for a bunch of blokes to do in a foreign city apart from drink too much, eat too much, have a bad trip and get ripped off in some night club before an admittedly better-value-for-money 40e massage with "erotic ending". Then wake up with a king-size hangover, worrying about what you might have caught to find nothing left in your wallet (assuming you still have it).

I was about to suggest the obvious, then I remembered he's got a terminal dis.... I mean much loved partner

I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities

My experience of stag do's and the like is that the group's bark is always worse than its bite.

There's always one or two nobbers who are friends-of-friends you've never met before. They're the ones going "kinell lads hey, what goes on tour stays on tour!" before they've got on the plane. They're the ones who seek out "English bars" and get half their meals from McD's.

Two days in and they're on Stella with breakfast, arseholed by early afternoon, and by evening they're tactical vomiting to make space for more ale. They're the ones the locals see coming and go "hey, try our local drink" which is some dusty bottle containing lurid-coloured spirit at about 90% ABV.

Fortunately, this means they spend a lot of time incapacitated. Which means the the rest of the group, usually the majority, can spend the daytime actually exploring and having a real holiday before having to serve your daily dose of broken idiot tolerance in the evening again.

By the end, you've done a bit of sightseeing, had a few drinks with mates, and watched a couple of guys you don't actually know reinforce to the British stereotype overseas.

I think where I'm going with this is, bragging generally comes to naught; and it can be fun, but you need to pick your group carefully. I like a beer as much as the next drunkard, but if that's [i]all you do[/i] then you might as well stay at home and do it.

Tom B - Member
See now I thought that all of this groom snorting coke from a hookers foo foo were urban myths!!!
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Maybe I'm a boring old fart but I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities. Going away for climbing, caving, skiing, rugby, mountainbiking ... fine. But what is there for a bunch of blokes to do in a foreign city apart from drink too much, eat too much, have a bad trip and get ripped off in some night club before an admittedly better-value-for-money 40e massage with "erotic ending". Then wake up with a king-size hangover, worrying about what you might have caught to find nothing left in your wallet (assuming you still have it).

Edukator - Member
Maybe I'm a boring old fart but I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities. Going away for climbing, caving, skiing, rugby, mountainbiking ... fine. But what is there for a bunch of blokes to do in a foreign city apart from drink too much, eat too much, have a bad trip and get ripped off in some night club before an admittedly better-value-for-money 40e massage with "erotic ending". Then wake up with a king-size hangover, worrying about what you might have caught to find nothing left in your wallet (assuming you still have it).

This say more about your mates than you?

Feel for you OP, simply not cricket, every group has a douche

Show the girls this thread 😯