Just chopped up some evilly hot chillies and went straight for a pee.
OW! Ow! OW!! That really bl00dy smarts! Must be what it's like having ghonorrea (sp).
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Jeepers!
I'll give some to my GF to chew on next time...
Done wipe the tears from your eyes
....but if you could wipe the tears from your eyes with that then it must be some sort of record.......
Quick get the whipped cream going and ask the Mrs for a........
😉
Already been down the horrify-the-wife-with-vile-suggestions route (of the, "it won't burn your lips if you get it far enough down your throat kind"). And guess which daft ****t picked his nose about 30 seconds after posting.....
milk
have a ****?
Pain subsiding now - just for the record, rinsing it under the tap did help a little 😕
Dip your "hotrod" in yogurt - it's meant to work for a curry........
Are you jewish?
bigdonx, when have you dipped your "pride" in curry?
genius post!
+1 for milk
I once put my contact lenses in after chopping chillies.
My eye clamped shut and I couldn't get it out for a bit.
It was an awful experience.
Never done the dong though.
Not a mistake you make twice 😯
Not a mistake you make twice
Ohhhh yes it is!
Class! Now try wiping them on peoples mugs at tea break time (the chillies that is) 😈
Genius! Tears in the eyes stuff. Can imagine how painful the contact lens episode was, did that once with a hydrogen peroxide steriliser, forgot the neutraliser, straight in eye...
[i]That[/i] never happened again. Perhaps you could wear thin rubber gloves next time?
Have been told that rubbing your fingers with olive oil before prepping chillies helps lessen the effect, never tried it though.
Ohh, and don't go 'Yellow Pages' with your GF/wife as they won't appreciate it either.
😉
Yellow pages ??????
Yellow pages ??????
Yeah - let your fingers do the walking 😉
did that once with a hydrogen peroxide steriliser, forgot the neutraliser, straight in eye...
+1. Felt like a hot knitting needle was being thrust into my eye.
My biggest chilli incident was cooking salt and pepper fish whist a student. It was the day after a big party and I had one of those fidgety hangovers and was up and about while the rest of the household slept off the booze.
In my feeble state I managed to chuck all the fish of the floor instead of the wok, applying the 3 second rule I quickly grabbed it and gave it a rinse. This was precisely enough to tim to set fire to a pan of fresh chillies creating a column of chilli smoke and vapour in the kitchen.
You take a breath and your lungs shrivel and you cough and cough and cough and cough until the only thing you can do is take another deep breath and repeat the cycle. Eyes and nose streaming (ears bleeding) I opened the kitchen window to clear the air. This swiftly blew the smoke straight up the stairs and one by one I heard each of the 2 dozen slumbering party casualties dotted around the house having the most unpleasant awakenings of their lives.