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I had an idea for a movie that would be best filmed at Cannock. I thinking kinda like 'Lost Boys' mixed with 'Dog soldiers' but on bikes! So 'Teenage Vampire mountain bikers at Cannock! This title needs more work, lol. The werewolf drop is the traditonal place where they catch their prey and the naming of that section is based on truth, the hero learns this from talking to an old seasoned biker. Of course there would have to be the obligatory girls on bikes that get naked then get deaded by the wolves. There'd be chavs on BSOs smoking fags, not wearing helmets and littering that get deaded. There'd be doggers and kids in cars to kill too & then a young mtber hero discovers the gang and what they're up to, sets traps with his friends to catch and kill the vamps.
Do you think it's a go'er? 😀
Will they trap the baddies using inner tubes hung from trees?
Depends, do vampires have chimneys?
Filmed in [s]3d[/s]650b, make the film come alive
I'm in
Let me know where you need me and I'll send you my payment details
You could have inner tubes hanging in a tree.
Oh gawd, I get all jittery round werewolf drop as it is. If you made a horror film round there I'd probably actually carp myself every time
silence of the yams ?
Sorta been done... but not at Cannock...
yes do it.
How about some nicey trail/xc riders, clean cut girls and boys etc stalked chased generally horror movied apart by psycho zombie weirwolf downhillers. Being downhillers they have to push up but when the trail points down that's when the fun begins blah blah blah chasing screaming action blah blah blah.
Whatever you do do it making films is fun and I would like to help out.
Can you put some naked girls grannies in it for we older riders... 🙂
You could have a cameo part for the cannock chase pigman.
I've seen some ghastly apparitions on the Chase, the worst being a flock of banshees, on funny looking bikes with big fat tyres. The ring leader was a particularly savage looking creature, bedecked in tattoos, but could have been some form of primal battle paint. Or make up.
Horror at Cannock? Hows about "You get there in your audi, and, OH NO, you've left your Orange5 at home....... OH THE HORROR!"
😉
Taki...you should have said hello you miserable git!
And everyone knows it should feature hideous mutant cannibals on singlspeeds...The hills have thighs
silence of the yams ?
Likey. 😀
You need some STW in-jokes in there - a vampire getting staked by some Marzocchi forks.. etc
Staked through the heart with rolled up copies of a magazine. Anyone know a mtb magazine we could use?
This is a horror show filmed at Cannock Chase:
That has to be one of the most spectacular crash videos ever!
DezB - MemberThat has to be one of the most spectacular crash videos ever!
Quite.
Gruesome Vid that,wish someone had pre warned me about it..................
EDIT - Go for a drink in Cannock town centre at the weekend,it's far more scary than any film could be............
Sounds good to me let me know when you're filming the girls on bikes scenes