Do you think that these actually work??
I just don't know where else to turn 🙁
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Just what we need - to train the next generation of crusaders early...
Does this mean the Americans are planning to sort out the Middle East the old-fashioned way?
Ian
Username's a bit risque given the subject matter......
But I cant say I worry about my child any more at night than I do during the day, certainly if some nutter wants to maim my family, I don't think a few biblical references are going to deter them.
certainly if some nutter wants to maim my family, I don't think a few biblical references are going to deter them.
what, you mean God can't even stop a disfigured paedo?
(my name is actually Peter File by the way)
(my name is actually Peter File by the way)
Our old local doctor was called Peter File...btw
I used to go out with a girl called Emily File. Her dad was called Peter - is it you? your daughter was filthy btw 😉
Well ive been wearing them for a while now, and so far I haven't been the victim of Beelzebub or his minions. So they work 100% as far as I'm concerned.
Dont know about Peter File, but I do know a bloke called Tod Lertoucher. (not really)
Warning: may attract catholic priests.
I had a Dutch classmate called Hans Groping - caused great hilarity as I am old enough to have gone to an all-boys school where they read the roll every morning, and we were all referred to by our surname.
On the PJ's front, I would have thought spending the money on better door locks might offer more protection than a set of jim jams. They'd have to be much more billowy than that to slow down a skilled paedo. Liking the EDL styling to them though 😯
I had a colleague called Steef Kok... he always kept a straight face when he handed over his business cards!
I am pretty sure that if your children need this stuff, you're doing religion all wrong. 🙂
Not bothered about the rest of the thread, more interested whether or not the OP has a daughter called Emily.
so when they grow up and realise god is dead & we killed it they never sleep again. very smart.
I'm not sure dressing children up in slinky pj's that feel nice is the way to go.
It's the Glock auto under the pillow that's the [i]real[/i] deterrent.
Your pillow must be a long way off the bed...
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed...
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed...
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed then...
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Well, **** me. Seems one can still multi-post.
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They would work well as contraceptives too once your children reach their teenage years. Make them wear them to school !
I still want to know whether there is an Emily File 🙂
Interesting that reading them ghost stories helps them sleep
I dunno what's worse, the idea or the implementation! They look like English football hooligans gone wrong.
Yes, I do have a daughter called Emily. It's such a small world eh?!!! 🙂
(and you're right, she is filthy, she gets that from watching too much rap music on TV)