http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43147991
"If you're using tools, make sure you're handling as the manufacturer recommends."
This made me laugh as it was just above the vasectomy thread when I happened upon it 😂
My son was a doctor attending ... apparently there were quite a few doctors and nurses required to attend too.
The report is somewhat wrong: it suggests it was on his conkers; where as it was actually on his “little fella”😑
anybody care to guess the ring spanner size?
As I live locally to the incident I obviously sent the link to my bike mechanic friend to ask him if he needed to borrow my 10mm until he got a new one
His own fault. Probably using one of those EU metric sizes.
After Brexit we'll be going Imperial which suits all sorts of nuts.
"Why did you put a spanner on your willy?"
"Well I just had one of those urethra moments."
Obviously overtightened it with a spanner....he should have used his pork-wrench
Personally, I always reach for my adjustable-wanger.
I recently found out that Mole Grips aren't designed to be attached to skin blemishes.
Who knew?
Should have used a "nad" justable!
A ring spanner you say?
Sphincter tightening.
I wonder if he's happy to torque about it afterwards
Or in other words: tool gets his tool stuck in tool.
I guess they’ve not heard of discretion in South Wales Fire and Resue.
Ball breakers.
Maybe he misheard his wife and thought she said "I'd really like to try a Snap-On?"
Hahaha! Perchy.
He probably felt ratchet afterwards.
Did the fireman have to take his helmet off....
Rustyspanner is a more than a little noticeable by his absence . . .
Just saying.
13mm
He only needed cold water not a spanner of he wanted his nuts tightening.

"Well, it' was quite a wrench..."
The report is somewhat wrong: it suggests it was on his conkers; where as it was actually on his “little fella”
There's a vas deferens between those
The guy is clearly a dick.
