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[Closed] I was just tightening my nuts....

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43147991

"If you're using tools, make sure you're handling as the manufacturer recommends."


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 4:38 am
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This made me laugh as it was just above the vasectomy thread when I happened upon it 😂


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 5:26 am
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My son was a doctor attending ... apparently there were quite a few doctors and nurses required to attend too.

The report is somewhat wrong: it suggests it was on his conkers; where as it was actually on his “little fella”😑

anybody care to guess the ring spanner size?


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 7:13 am
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No idea what size the spanner was but I but I bet it was a

http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 8:18 am
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As I live locally to the incident I obviously sent the link to my bike mechanic friend to ask him if he needed to borrow my 10mm until he got a new one


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 8:39 am
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His own fault. Probably using one of those EU metric sizes.

After Brexit we'll be going Imperial which suits all sorts of nuts.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 8:58 am
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"Why did you put a spanner on your willy?"
"Well I just had one of those urethra moments."


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 9:02 am
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Obviously overtightened it with a spanner....he should have used his pork-wrench


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 9:26 am
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Personally, I always reach for my adjustable-wanger.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 10:00 am
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I recently found out that Mole Grips aren't designed to be attached to skin blemishes.

Who knew?


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 11:07 am
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Should have used a "nad" justable!


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 11:13 am
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A ring spanner you say?

Sphincter tightening.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 11:17 am
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I wonder if he's happy to torque about it afterwards


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 11:19 am
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Or in other words: tool gets his tool stuck in tool.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 11:49 am
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I guess they’ve not heard of discretion in South Wales Fire and Resue.

Ball breakers.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 12:00 pm
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Maybe he misheard his wife and thought she said "I'd really like to try a  Snap-On?"


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 12:03 pm
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Hahaha! Perchy.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 12:10 pm
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He probably felt ratchet afterwards.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 12:54 pm
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Did the fireman have to take his helmet off....


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 1:32 pm
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Rustyspanner is a more than a little noticeable by his absence . . .

Just saying.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 2:44 pm
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13mm


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 7:14 pm
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He only needed cold water not a spanner of he wanted his nuts tightening.


 
Posted : 22/02/2018 7:41 pm
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Posted : 22/02/2018 9:49 pm
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"Well, it' was quite a wrench..."


 
Posted : 23/02/2018 12:51 pm
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The report is somewhat wrong: it suggests it was on his conkers; where as it was actually on his “little fella”

There's a vas deferens between those


 
Posted : 23/02/2018 1:23 pm
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The guy is clearly  a dick.


 
Posted : 23/02/2018 1:49 pm