[Closed] I want it all, and I want it now. Advice on desktop publishing please.

I have a number of projects that I need doing by a professional printer in relatively short order. They have to be well done, but I am not talking about graphic-designer-well-done.

Are there any desktop publisher programs available that do not entail a massive learning curve, or else an online printer with good, usable templates for brochures that anyone would recommend?

Note to graphic designers hitting their foreheads right now: I normally use the services of my workplace's in-house designer, it's just that these need doing more quickly.