MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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why friday? is there a sexy party i dont know about?!
why friday? is there a sexy party i dont know about?!
They haven't told you because you are the "entertainment". 😯
Did someone say Sexy Party?
Good Luck BHN!
By friday.. hmm not much you can do. I would suggest cutting all carbs, you will drop some water weight and should be noticeably more defined. Is a short term fix and won't last though...
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Haemorrhoid cream.
Grow a beard
If ever a thread was an invite to spam this is it.
Should be simple enough
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Who's that? An STWer?
powerband is the answer
Have you tried CGI or Photoshop?
Who is Gerard Butler ?
I'm almost at the pink short stage now. 48 hours of feeling the burn and that sort of thing, I could still make it, yeah?
Sorry you still haven't told us why Friday?
If it's to meet an attractive girl I'm more than happy to act as a body double for you...
If you want to lose weight try drinking lots of Andrews Liver Salts.
Sorted.
TSY, you're bang on the money.
Right, you have to meet her at Bournemouth railway station, take her for tapas, go and watch Leftfield together, more drinks and then straight down to the hardcore super sex, is that clear?
Woah....wait a minute!
No problem.
As we're watching leftfield can I stick with my own left wing views or do you need me to be right wing for the night?
Do you have any particular perversions (that aren't called 'pegging')that you wish me to inact?
Happy to do it for expenses only. I'll not charge for my time on this particular occasion.
She's got Tory tendencies, so perhaps a few jokes about free school milk and invent an anecdote about kicking a fox in the face.
Perversions? Too many to mention!
can i provide back-up/distracting comments in yeti's ear via secret agent style walkie-talkies?
i know what your thinking... well what a waste of money, by the time they get down to hardcore-super-sex there'll be nothing for Phil to do.. well you're wrong! i can hand out snacks and energy drinks.
Phil, I'm thinking more like my trainer in a boxing match?
I'll come to the corner of the room, spit out my gumshield, you can give me a quick shoulder rub, splash me with water, put vaseline on any cuts and nicks on my face, some supportive words, a slap on the back... ding ding... round 2.
(rounds are unlikely to last more than 30secs to 1min, and I'm probably limited to 2 rounds)
I read the title as "I need to get raped like Gerard Butler by Friday, any tips?" and was quite worried...
I read
read the title as "I need to get raped like Gerard Butler by Friday, any tips?" and was quite worried...
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read the title as "I need to get raped [b]by[/b] Gerard Butler by Friday, any tips?" and was quite worried...
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