[Closed] I just asked a friend how work was going - you won't believe what she said next!

Lisa sounds like a laugh, when do we get to meet her?

Fun size or king size?

mmmm deep fried Mars Bar

I'm adding Mars bars to the list of things I ate as a kid but don't any more

In what? The vending machine?

i'm not sure what's more intriguing, where she's putting her Mars Bar or why you have a picture of a rubble filled skip on your phone...

nope, definitely the Mars Bar

The lawn is looking good but the drive needs some attention
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I'm feeling thick today - can someone explain what I am clearly not getting here?

Lisa? Has she changed her name from Marianne?

The lawn is looking good but the drive needs some attention

Is this a euphemism about Lisa's personal grooming regime?

Marianne faithful.

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MoreCashThanDash - Member

I'm feeling thick today - can someone explain what I am clearly not getting here?

Me too, I think it's a sort of teenager joke.

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[i]In February of 1967, cops acting on a tip raided Keith Richards’ house for drugs. When they entered the home, Mick Jagger, singer Marianne Faithfull and others were in the living room, with Faithfull — who had just bathed — wrapped only in a sheet. But an oft-repeated rock legend has it that the police interrupted Jagger while he was eating a Mars Bar out of Faithfull’s vagina — a claim she vigorously denied in her autobiography, calling it “a dirty old man’s fantasy.” The story may have originated from the classic Mars Bar ad which claimed the candy treat “fills that gap.”[/i]

Read More: Mick Jagger’s Mars Bar Snack – Gruesome Rock Legends | http://ultimateclassicrock.com/mick-jagger-mars-bar-snack-gruesome-rock-legends/?trackback=tsmclip

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"I'm just about to put a Mars bar in my skip of broken up slabs of tarmac" is not a euphemism I'm familiar with...

Also:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/sex-lessons-outcry-parents-back-school-over-sex-classes-row-headteacher-defends-role-of-health-1431138.html

[i]I'm feeling thick today - can someone explain what I am clearly not getting here? [/i]

bearnecessities pal Lisa is a sales manager for Maserati, sales aren't going well due to a failed internet ad campaign so she's taken to sepnding her days inserting mars bars around the cars waiting to go through pdi. Keeps the pdi guys on their toes and gets Lisa through the long days.

How could you not get that?

POIDH

Thought hat was a cryptic 'I'm making rocky road' post.

Just a thought but why not see if ST towers can help out and let her do a bit of advertising on here.... 🙂

Party?

Is that a work phone? Surely nobody willingly buys something that isn't an iPhone 😯

Hey bear, can you post the picture of us wih the wrong forum names?

bearnecessities pal Lisa is a sales manager for Maserati, sales aren't going well due to a failed internet ad campaign so she's taken to sepnding her days inserting mars bars around the cars waiting to go through pdi. Keeps the pdi guys on their toes and gets Lisa through the long days.

sales aren't going well due to a failed internet ad campaign

Hmmm, clickbait.

Where is she on this scale? Either no go or danger zone

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If they put a Mars in every Maserati maybe they would sell some 8)

A Marserati if you will?

You get 'mars bars' in concrete structures. The name is used to describe the spacers between layers of steel reinforcement. She could mean this.