[Closed] I have never

I have never:

Watched any Star Wars film (Thank God)
Watched any Star Trek episode (Thank God)

Personally, I think it's the biggest load of drivel to ever grace this planet.

How do you know if you've never watched any of it?

Been to a gig.
Been to Nandos.
Seen Bambi
Understood why Jonathan Ross gets work.
Boned a rabbit.
Seen a dead seagull.

Been through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair

Ringfenced a unicorn.

I dont actually know what Nandos is tbh never mind been in one.

Portugese inspired grilled chicken. Like KFC but much tastier. Peri peri is portugese chili type sauce.

I've never been to a gig

That's the only one in the thread at which I am amazed.

Really? Most people find never having been drunk more amazing.

anybody fancy a carrot ?

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Boned a rabbit.

I should hope not! The RSPCA don't approve of that sort of thing, you know.

Oh, hold on.....

Enjoyed a music festival. Only been to 2 mind you, one was very crap, the other was ok, but seemed a waste of a fine summer's day to me.

Done things with a stripper [i]that I don't regret[/i] 😉

Ridden a downhill bike down a downhill track

Been to Canada

Owned a "nice" car.

I have however seen the Sound of Music many, many times as it's my mum's favourite film.

Never been ashamed to enjoy eating at Nando's... why so much hate??
Never ridden a FS
Never had a job which is less than an hours commute each way
Never punched anyone in the face
Never been punched by someone in the face.

Not been to a gig? !

@bearnescessities - how? Fair enough no nandos etc but I dont understand this one

Oh yeah, never ridden a downhill bike either.

I have never:

Sang God Save our Gracious Queen, blah, blah our blah blah Queen..
Been to Denmark
Nicked birds eggs from a nest
Been able to grow a full beard
Shaved my armpits
Said sorry when I didn’t mean it
Said “thank you” after sex
Held another Mans willy

Been Bannnyed (cough) 😛

been convinced that stw is anything but a waste of time

[i]Really? Most people find never having been drunk more amazing.[/i]

Being drunk is rubbish. Gigs are wonderful! )Well, they used to be before the digital camera was invented 😉 )

[i]Shaved my armpits
...
Held another Mans willy[/i]

Surely (I could be wrong here) the idea of a "I've never done" thread, is to list things which [i]most people[/i] have done that you haven't...

I mean I've never eaten human excrement, well, or any other excrement for that matter, but it kinda goes without saying.

I mean I've never eaten human excrement, well, or any other excrement for that matter, but it kinda goes without saying.

I ate horse shit for £100 cash.

Smashed in backdoors
Dogged
Singlespeeded.

Nope, I think this thread is subjective.

I've never been a pedant 😆

I have never felt like this, consequently, when strange things happen, I doubt that I'm going round the twist.

been to Brighton. or Norwich or Glasgow for that matter

I can live with that

Never been banned...

[i]Nope, I think this thread is subjective.[/i]

Ah, ok.

I have never...
-shown my scrotum to a nun in a Nissan Micra
-jumped out of a 10 storey window wearing a Spiderman outfit
-run through Debenhams shouting "MY NAME IS PLIMSOLE"

I've never been drunk. I've had a beer or glass of wine and I do enjoy trying them but never had enough to experience being drunk or anything close to being drunk.

I have never:

Tried Drugs 😛

I've never voted

Woken up after a night out and remembered every detail.

Voted

Shot anyone

Bought the guardian or daily mail

I ate horse shit for £100 cash.

I have never -
Watched James Cameron's Titanic
Drunk real ale without looking as though I've just been punched in the guts
Ridden a full-sus
Or a 29er
Had the BB or headset out of my '96 Orange C16 (although frankly they feel like they might be due a spot of grease)

Shot anyone

Not even with a water pistol or paintball?

I've never french-kissed another man for fun.

I've never ridden a CX bike or entered a mountain bike race or event.

Like KFC but much tastier

Serviced the forks on my 2008 Rockhopper
Strava'd
Eaten tinned tuna
worn womens underwear

hora - Member
I've never french-kissed another man for fun.

Just for the money, honey? 🙂

Two fit uni girls wanted us to do it/dared us. So we did. We went OTT to impress.

@pondo

"Had the BB or headset out of my '96 Orange C16 (although frankly they feel like they might be due a spot of grease)"

Only 17 years without maintenance. Don't say much much British engineering 😉

Never:

Watched an episode of Eastenders or Coronation Street.

Never desired or wish to own a log burner.

Only 17 years without maintenance. Don't say much much British engineering

never snorted a whole lot of cocaine from a naked female prostitute's body in Vietnam

I have never posted on this kind of thread.

Serviced the forks on my 2008 Rockhopper
[s]Strava'd[/s]
[s]Eaten tinned tuna[/s]
[s]worn womens underwear[/s]

Don't own a 2008 Rockhopper.

Smoked a cigarette, cigar or owt else.

Seen the Sound of Music
Been in a Nandos
Heard anything by Justin Bieber (as far as I know, and certainly not deliberately)

I feel happy with this state of affairs.

Over to you...!

Let another person decry such a wonderful work as the Sound of Music, CFH you are missing out (this might be something to do with having 3 daughters) 😀

[b]emsz[/b] - Member
I've never voted

I have never voted for a candidate in a general election who has won, I've known my vote would most likely be for a candidate who wouldn't win but I still voted. If you don't "like the system" vote for change.

I have never ringfenced a unicorn.
Got any points on my licence.
Been to a big sporting event*.
.
.
.
This will change at Glasgow 2014

watched an episode of Breaking Bad-----and I live in Albuquerque, FFS

I have never..

Ridden a bareback, bareback.
Read a Jamie Oliver cookbook.
Been to China.
Sat intently to a conversation where I haven't wondered about what the conversationee underwear looked like.
Wondered lonely as a cloud.