[Closed] I have never

Carbon copy of you, so I am.

Err, same here.

Seen an episode of 24, Breaking Bad or The Wire
Been in Wagamamas or Nandos.

Wheelied for more than 5 metres.

I'm happy with 2 out of 3 of those.

Been in a 'gentleman's entertainment' club
Seen an episode of X-factor, celebrity jungle, The Wire, 24, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Coronation Street, that one that's supposed to be based in Chester.
Twittered
Been on National Express
Missed an episode of Only Connect
Shoved a carrot up my bum

I wish I'd never been in Nando's - the one time was crap

Been in Nandos OR KFC.
Worn a hooded jumper with a full length zip.

Drank from a stream or spent the night without something between me and the sky.

Zippy, I take my missus bivvying with me as well.

Zippy, I take my missus bivvying with me as well.

Is she the

something between [s]me[/s] you and the sky

😈

I have never

seen Breaking Bad
bought something in Iceland
paid for dental work

2 are by choice, 1 is by luck!

Been to wales

I have never
stopped halfway through a

I've never been to Tipperary,.....too far!

Voted Conservative
Worn bib-tights

been to me. Paradise, yes.

bought something in Iceland

Not in the shop, but have in the country....

Shoved a carrot up my bum

This just makes me think you've shoved a whole range of other vegetables up there and haven't yet got round to carrots....

Seen the Sound of Music
Been in a Nandos
Heard anything by Justin Bieber (as far as I know, and certainly not deliberately)
Been in Wagamamas or Nandos
Seen an episode of X-factor, celebrity jungle, The Wire, 24, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Coronation Street
Shoved a carrot up my bum

Seen Dr Who (since Tom Baker was in it)

Put a cigarette to my lips.

fudged a monkey

There's something i really want to do, never did as a YFAS, my wife won't let me, and I'm thinking I'll never get the chance to do now. But I'm not telling you what.

shaved my legs or chest.

Paid 4 figures for a bike to ride up and down hills (this might change)
Owned a 29 or 27.5er (" ")
Ordered a coffee with more than two names

(but think that the dance scene in SoM is one of the best love scenes in any film and was once an investor in nandos)

I have never:

Seen Joseph and his Techie Coloured Dream Coat (because I lost my ticket in a bar when I was about to see Jason Donovan in it)
Seen Braking Bad
Eaten Venison
Had sex in a Car
Voted labour
Ridden an Orange 5
Joined the Mile High Club
Flown first class
Been on a Blind Date
Driven a Jaguar
Been to a Strip Club
Owned an Omega Seamaster

I have never

quite recovered from that incident with the handcuffs, rubber chicken and avocado puree which took place on a fire escape in winter

Received a blumpkin from Paul Daniels whilst Debbie Magee has been in the same room

been to a Nandos
watched/understood cricket
been on a motorcycle
seen 24
really fit in in the 21st century

Eaten Venison
Had sex in a Car
[s]Voted labour[/s]
Ridden an Orange 5
[s]Joined the Mile High Club[/s]
Flown first class
Been on a Blind Date
Driven a Jaguar
Been to a Strip Club
Owned an Omega Seamaster

😳

Seen a full episode of the Simpsons

Ridden a road bike
Owned a diesel
Voted Tory
Watched Eastenders

The first one I'll get round to, the rest I'm happy with

Snorted heroin off a whore's arse.
Eaten in McDonalds.
Bought a Daily Mail.

Happy with two out of three, there.

Nandos is alright. It's spicy chicken, how bad can it be? Although the one on Clink St was pretty poor when I went there, not enough sauce and overdone. Wagamamas otoh is definitely worth a visit.

Sound of music, once you ignore the cheesy tunes, is also quite interesting. The background is quite dark really - imagine how it must have felt to live in an occupied country, and then become wanted by the Gestapo too...

I've never been to a gig.
I've never been drunk.

I have been in Nandos twice in the last week. Kids love it too and decent enough fastish food.

Said never again.

i have never seen ET
I dont actually know what Nandos is tbh never mind been in one.
Mexican food chain?

[i]I've never been to a gig[/i]

That's the only one in the thread at which I am amazed.

Me? er, not much really.

I have never:

Watched any Star Wars film (Thank God)
Watched any Star Trek episode (Thank God)

Personally, I think it's the biggest load of drivel to ever grace this planet.

Looked at the face of Prince George.

I intend to never look at an image of him. I will not know what the king looks like.

been knowingly undersold

Been on a diet.
Paid to watch a game of Football or Rugby .
Said "I love you " and not meant it.
Been deliberately cruel.
Slept in a hammock.

I am happy with 3 out of 5 😉

I have never,
been to a nandos, whatever that is.
voted, shook hands or kissed a conservative votor,
eaten a mcchav meal,
bought anything from Waitrose, john lewis,

Realised what sheltered and defiantly middle class lives so many of you have led.

Felt more of a need to urge some of you to live a little!

...seen an elephant fly

Seen Joseph and his Techie Coloured Dream Coat (because I lost my ticket in a bar when I was about to see Jason Donovan in it)
[s]Seen Braking Bad[/s] (but only part of the first series)
[s]Eaten Venison[/s]
[s]Had sex in a Car[/s]
Voted labour
Ridden an Orange 5
Joined the Mile High Club
[s]Flown first class[/s]
Been on a Blind Date
Driven a Jaguar
Been to a Strip Club
Owned an Omega Seamaster

|To be honest, I don't think my life is emptier for the others. I have seen The Sound Of Music though. It's not a bad thing for kids to watch.

Contributed to a thread about things I've never done. And I'm not about to start now. Consistency is the key..

just me then !!!!!

anybody fancy a carrot ?