Never owned an Orange 5
Never owned an Audi Estate car
Never owned a "tablet" computer
Never bought anything by Apple
Never owned anything by Coldplay
Never watched Strictly/X-Factor/Britain's got......problems
Never passed a bike shop
I've only ever ridden 5 FS bikes on whole rides.
I have never seen Top Gun
I have never been south of the equator
I have never felt the presence of god
I have never won a mountainbike race
I've never been to a gig.
I've never been drunk.
😯
Bloody hell, I've got four gigs over the next seven days! (From last night).
I've never watched Titanic, any so-called 'reality TV show', or Breaking Bad, the latter only because when it started I had a bunch of other series I was watching, and no time to fit it in. I did watch The Wire right from the first episode, before everyone else got excited about it though.
Smiled at a croc-o-dile.
Been to Blackpool zoo, seen an elephant, or a kangaroo.
Surrendered.
Seen the Sound of Music
Heard anything by Justin Bieber
Seen series 2-5 of Breaking Bad (for now, hoping Santa will change this)
Owned an Orange
Been south of the Equator
Been to Ikea
Never done pretty much anything nor have even heard of many of them. I do own an orange though and have always voted on principle. Oh yes and have been to wagamamas
I have never ironed a set of curtains and never intend to.
Never say never, take a step back revel in the opportunity in front of you, dip your toe in the lake we call 1 shed dry land will never be the same. 1 shed xxx
I have never won a mountainbike race
I have!
Kind of.
I was in a mixed team in a 12 hour race, there were only two other mixed team and only one was taking it seriously.
kimbers - Member
I have never felt the presence of godI have never won a mountainbike race
I see causation. 😉
EDIT: In light of my failure to get a joke across yesterday, I wish to be absolutely clear about the fact that the above is a joke.
I have never ... like ...
Theater,
Singing (music only until my teenage years not after that),
Dancing,
Celebrities worshiping,
Eat in celebrity chefs (expensive) restaurant,
Own more than one car (fully paid),
.... many more ...
🙄
successfully grown facial hair
Taken any drugs
Never understood the appeal of Pink Floyd
Never listened to Terry Wogan or Ken Bruce on the radio
Never played 18 holes in golf (two rounds of 9 plus all the poncy dress rules were enough to convince me I never want to play)
Liked jazz
Smoked crack
Done a handstand
Eaten a snail
Stripped an engine
Don't want this to sound racist or anything but I've never shook hands with a "coloured/black/afro" what ever is the correct term these days, person, I would like to but have never met anyone or been in the situation to do it. It's on my to do list.
Have also never,
smoked,
tried drugs,
played rugby,
these are not on my to do list!
Played Monopoly
Peajay, do you live in isolation?
Done a Tweet
Been in Norfolk
Had my bag come off the carousel first
Driven a proper sports car (2 seats, ladies cannot exit without displaying their underwear)
Won a fight (mugged twice, woke up in hospital both times)
Rimmed anybody
[i] It's on my to do list.[/i]
Dunno why, but that made me laugh!
No just the highlands, work is mostly in isolation right enough!
It's on my to do list.Dunno why, but that made me laugh!
Good to meet you, can you hang on a minute. Actually, do you have a pen, just need to cross something out. There.
Thanks!
Done a mtb race
I have never been to Wales
Owned a full suspension bike
Voted Labour
Smoked
Enjoyed having people round my house
Not looked at someone's arse when they bent over, male or female
Not taken the opportunity to enjoy a cheeky Jodrell.
